Dick titties

Dick titties are your goddamn balls.

This nigga had some saggy ass dick titties.

by Wahwahweewahh February 6, 2017

double dutch titties

When a woman's titties be so saggy that you can play double Dutch jump rope with them.

Jessica's got double Dutch titties, made me reminence of my childhood, back to my jump rope days.

by The Stray Pube December 26, 2016

saggy titties

Very droopy, saggy nipples that hang exceedingly lower than the 3rd to last rib.

Ms. Jones has some saggy titties.

by BatonBeater December 16, 2007

pity titties

Breasts shown (in some occasions touched) because of pity for a person.

When Bob's dad died and he lost his job Lisa allowed him to touch her pity titties.

by Sarcalogos January 11, 2009

Jeff's Mom's Titties

Big old beef bags found on suburban moms and what have you. Think sandbags.

Did you see those whoppers? They look like Jeff's Mom's Titties!

by jerkbag donny October 7, 2011

tittyshitting

Just like shitting, but more fun to say.

You've got to be tittyshitting me, dude! Pete Carroll called a pass play from their one? Bruh!

by R eezy February 3, 2015

Titties So Big You Gotta House Them

When the titties so ginormous you gotta house them for national safety.

Man 1: Yo, you check out Monique?
Man 2: Yeah Fam, titties so big you gotta house them.

by Rotitterie Chicken November 30, 2018