Thundercunt

Thundercunt is the act of running tobody slamming someone and then taze them on the floor

I'm going to thundercunt you into that wall.

by anonymous September 2, 2023

Thundercunt

A sex position in which one throws their partner into/through a wall via a pelvic thrust

Wow Lisa what happened to your neck?
Brain Thundercunted me last night and didn't warn me.

by !!!<3 April 21, 2024

Thundercunt

To hug so tightly
to squish something with a hug

“i want to thundercunt that baby”

by anime lover 266999 February 19, 2024

Thundercunt

(v) the act of sexually slamming somebody against a wall by the collar of their shirt.

Person 1: then, he just thundercunted her against the door!
Person 2: no, did he really?

by BassyMichaelis4 August 29, 2023

Thundercunting

Throwing something ,or chucking it at something else, and it goes in a really really fast speed

I was playing wii sports but i didnt wear the wii rist strap, so I accidentally thundercunted (past for thundercunting ) the wii remote at my tv, and it broke

by Doodlefarty January 23, 2024

Thundercunt

A game played with a warm can, preferably one that has been in the sun all day.

Take turns to smack the can against your forehead until it bursts, whoever does the worst damage must down the drink.

Warning headaches may ensue.

Hey guys let's play thundercunt!

by Ollielufc June 25, 2018

Thundercunting

The act of using the entire power the universe to throw something at a wall as hard as humanly possible

Jerry lost a ranked match which resulted in him thundercunting his hamster against a wall

by Z3INU August 9, 2023