thundercunt

propelling something (throwing or kicking) extremely hard and fast, usually at something or someone
Steve Martin : and Mbappé is through on goal, and he THUNDERCUNTS IT STRAIGHT INTO THE BACK OF THE NET
by bumbarahsclaht August 08, 2023
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1. To throw with excessive force; to piledrive that shit into the nearest surface.

2: What must be done to car batteries in relation to the ocean.
Will: I thundercunted that car battery right into the ocean.
Chad: And why would you do that?
Will: The electric eels need to charge somehow.
by MothmanOrSomething September 11, 2023
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A particularly powerful and spectacular goal in a football match
Dave: did you score last night?
Jim: yeah it was an absolute thundercunt
by H_lock July 07, 2019
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Someone who puts their family member’s name on a prize ticket to split, but when the ticket is a winner, reneges on the deal and takes said family member to court in hopes of obtaining all of the winnings for themselves.
Both Ty’s and his Aunt’s names were on the million dollar ticket, but his aunt is being a thundercunt and suing him for his share.
by Ace Chaser July 13, 2018
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Thundercunt is the act of running tobody slamming someone and then taze them on the floor
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adam is indeed a thundercunt lol
by lolyouranasshole August 27, 2018
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A game played with a warm can, preferably one that has been in the sun all day.

Take turns to smack the can against your forehead until it bursts, whoever does the worst damage must down the drink.

Warning headaches may ensue.
by Ollielufc June 25, 2018
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