No thanks, I already have a penguin

When one member of a conversation says something they obviously intend to sound brilliant, but which is either completely moronic or totally inappropriate, another member can respond with this line as a way of pointing out said inappropriateness.

Othello: I'm madly in love with Desdemona, but I fear she's being unfaithful.
Iago: You know, I once had a spicy burrito I felt the same way about.
Othello: (stopping, with his mouth hanging open and his eyes blinking) No thanks, I already have a penguin.

by reillan January 29, 2006

thank you for coming to my ted talk

Celebrities like Kate McPherson have been known to end tweets with this statement. In some ways it's a full on acknowledgement of a personal idea or claim but a dismissal of anyone's negative response to the claim. In other words, I want you to know this information but I am not particularly concerned with your opinion regarding said information.

Nicki Minaj is constantly biting off of Cardi-B...thank you for coming to my ted talk

by Kinam July 9, 2018

Thank Youuu

Mostly said by girls through text. It means they're very appreciative about what you just told them. (compliments or Get Well Wishes)

-"I hope you get well soon"

-"Thank Youuu"

by J the Tall February 4, 2017

Thanks Pat

A term to answer to someone when they keep stating the time towards people who already know it.

Its 5 minutes to the end of class

Thanks Pat!

by Newcomer1992 February 11, 2010

thank you leo, very poggers

A term used to shut Leo up because he said something off-topic and stupid because he is so retarded.

Leo: PUT IT IN 'NII-CHAN~ UWUUU~
Serdna: thank you leo, very poggers

by exitranci July 20, 2020

Thankam

Thankam:
Also sometimes known as Kantham

A great friend but an even better work buddy, wherever you work get yourself a thankam.

A warrior for bhaiyas everywhere with her trusted hot flask in one hand and coffee in another she's the epitome of kickass.

Whenever you feel down, she'll turn your frown upside down. The one behen who is always supportive.

Boy: Oh no! Landlines aren't working, try calling yourself.

Girl: *calls her own extension*

Boy: You're such a thankam but I wouldn't have it any other way.

by Creepyblinders July 7, 2021

thanks tips

A sarcastic reply to someone's pointless, obvious statement. Can be said with varying degrees of snark or nastiness, depending on situation

Origin uncertain. May come from the 'helpful tips' supplied by computer programs and similar.

Lucy walks in out of the rain, soaked to the skin.
Dennis: Wow, you're soaking wet!
Lucy: Thanks tips! I hadn't noticed even though my hair is dripping all over your floor!

by StalkerTime January 28, 2009