mayonnaise pen

Penis.

She likes my mayonnaisse

She wants my mayonnaise pen in or around her mouth.

by Mayo pen March 30, 2015

Fish Mayonnaise

When a nasty girl with a fishy vag has irregular discharge.

"You need to change your underwear they are covered in fish mayonnaise!"

"Do you need a vagasil wipe for your fish mayonnaise?"

by Bitches ain't shit July 8, 2015

mayonnaise queen

Any gay male who specifically prefers to date/hook up with caucasian men.

synonym: "Potato Queen", which is defined as an Asian male homosexual who prefers caucasian male homosexuals.

Hey what about that Asian guy over there?
Nah, I only like white boys.
You're such a mayonnaise queen.

by The Cherminator July 11, 2015

Banana mayonnaise

The sexual act of shoving a mayonnaise covered banana into your parters arse

"Jon pulled the banana mayonnaise on me. It was fucking gross. Jon we're getting a fucking divorce."

by Fucktus toast June 28, 2020

mayonnaise toes

When one ejaculates onto a woman's toes.

She looked at me and said "give me mayonnaise toes please"

by Mr.Pickles May 29, 2016

Mayonnaise Handshake

A handjob. Milking the dick for that secret sauce. (also acceptable: mayo handshake)

1: Damn, what’s that ambulance doing behind the car dealership at this time of night?
2: Probably giving each other mayonnaise handshakes!

by Chloe_Renee June 29, 2023

Voodoo mayonnaise

Semen

Oh, yes, Richard. Pour your voodoo mayonnaise all over my face.

by mikeyviking May 2, 2023