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The Carpenter

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the act of wrapping sandpaper around your Penis and having sex with a woman
after i used the carpenter she was smooth as a pebble
by 07 Sr. Mens Swim November 28, 2007
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The CareTaker

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The right hand man. A man that can solve all you problems. He has only one weaknesses and thats charlie horses. other then that hes unstopable.
The CareTaker is made out of awsomenesss
by Johnny Blaze GR4LIFE October 18, 2006
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Vigo the Carpathian

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Sexual maneuver inspired by the Ghostbuster's sequel. It is accomplished by finding a chick with an abnormally large head and four friends. To put it simply, have the four friends simultaneously ejaculate onto the woman's face to the point where she is overwhelmed, screaming "NOOOOOO" in a deep manly voice and falls into an unconscious state of euphoria.
"Did you hear about Bobblehead Betty? She totally had another Vigo the Carpathian run on her last night and she hasn't got the slime out of her ears!"
by B. Smash December 14, 2009
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The Carpenters Roll

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Wrapping your dick around a doorknob, then pulling down on the tip, thus turning the handle and opening the door.
G1: Dude, check this out
G2: If you do the carpenters roll, again, then I'm going to call the cops
G1: *already undoing his belt* huh?
by Alchemist657 February 19, 2022
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When a guys penis is too small and he has a ton of pubic hair, so when he cums it gets all in his pubic hair making a mess.
Donald's a little fag...He was shampooing the carpets to the thought of Katie Sipos last night.
by Mr. Jackson July 21, 2008
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the carpenter

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Add:

1 cup of queer
2 cups of metro (this includes shopping at american eagle, gap, etc.)
1 tbsp denial
1 large ass dildo
2 of the gayest friends ever

and you get a Ross
"Stop acting like 'The Carpenter' and just come out already."
by Mal Mal August 17, 2006
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The act of simultaneous penetrating a vagina with your penis and pointer finger.
Dude, hear you gave Clara the Walrus and the Carpenter in the parking lot.
by Dream69420 May 22, 2009
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