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"Did you hear about Bobblehead Betty? She totally had another Vigo the Carpathian run on her last night and she hasn't got the slime out of her ears!"
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G1: Dude, check this out
G2: If you do the carpenters roll, again, then I'm going to call the cops
G1: *already undoing his belt* huh?
G2: If you do the carpenters roll, again, then I'm going to call the cops
G1: *already undoing his belt* huh?
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by Mr. Jackson July 21, 2008
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1 cup of queer
2 cups of metro (this includes shopping at american eagle, gap, etc.)
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1 large ass dildo
2 of the gayest friends ever
and you get a Ross
1 cup of queer
2 cups of metro (this includes shopping at american eagle, gap, etc.)
1 tbsp denial
1 large ass dildo
2 of the gayest friends ever
and you get a Ross
by Mal Mal August 17, 2006
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