Switting

The act of texting, listening to iTunes and facebooking all at once. AKA the modern teenager's favorite thing to do.

Tommy: "Hey man, what's up."
Olivia: "Not much, just switting."
Tommy: "The last time I switted, I got a MAJOR headache."
Olivia: "Bummer.

by olive_juice July 20, 2010

Night Shifting

When one or more persons take turns defecating in a briefcase (usually done past 10:00 pm). They must then pick a target and leave the briefcase on the porch of the victim, before leaving the porch they must ring the doorbell.They then proceed to watch the victim obtain the briefcase from across the street while safely hidden under the cover of darkness.

Leona did not allow Vernon to make entry through her anal cavity, so Vernon took it upon himself to avenge his penis through Night Shifting.

by jbaldwintheninja93 July 6, 2010

sifting

A little known, but still kickass, song by Nirvana. Was on their first album, Bleach, which was recorded for around $600 dollars and went on to only sell around 35,000 copies, showing little hint that Nevermind would leave them as rock legends.

Sifting-

Teacher said,
Your eyes ...
Teacher said,
Preacher said

"Don't have nothing for you"

Spell the smell
Wouldn't it be fun?
Search for a church
Wouldn't it be fun?
Wet your bed
Wouldn't it be fun?
Cold in coals
Wouldn't it be fun?

by Rush8192 September 25, 2005

Smifting

Smelling your own fart.

Nobody likes to be caught smifting there own brand.

by Parker Harger May 13, 2006

Fake Shifting

When a male pretends to drive a car with manual transmission when they don't have one (usually to impress females).

This usually involves switching to neutral at a stop so they roll backwards slightly before they drive away, or driving with their right hand on their shifter.

Man, that guy was fake shifting that car and it doesn't even come in manual! What a tool!!

by leaaron October 9, 2008

douchebag shifting

denotes shifting gears of vehicle, especially motorcycle, at high RPM for no apparent reason

That ricer obviously does not care about his gas mileage or the decency of the neighborhood, he's douchebag shifting.

by yzfpt April 28, 2010

sifting

Sifting happens when you are very close to shitting, yet you let out a foul fart, hence "sifting" the fart through a massive shit.

On his way to the bathroom, John tried sifting out a fart before almost shitting himself.

by Mommadragonfly April 23, 2008