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SwIfted

To write a song about someone who broke up with you much like Taylor Swift
(Person 1) John broke up with Lucy

(Person 2) Man she is so going to SWIFT him

(Person 1) I know she is probely SWIFTING him tonight at the show

(Person 2) man she probely all ready SWIFTED him!!!!
by ThatMusicGroup5 April 12, 2015
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Swifted

To be in a short and unsatisfying relationship with Taylor Swift, only to have a write an insulting song about you after you break up.
Person 1: Did you hear? Harry Styles and Taylor Swift just broke up! He's totally about to be swifted!!

Person 2: Really? I guess he's about to join the ranks of Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal, John Mayer, and all those other poor fools who got caught in the witch's trap.

Person 1: Wow, maybe she's the problem.

Person 2: It doesn't matter to her since she gets paid for every guy she swifts
by PeePeePooPooShire January 9, 2013
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Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling your pants down, sitting on the ground and wiping your bare ass against the floor like an old dog.
The Egyptians were known for donkey dicking, but today Taylor Swifting is most impressive.
by Malicho August 22, 2012
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Taylor Swifted

To receive a boost in ratings, sales or moral standing as a result of someone publicly being a cock to you.
Person A: Did you see Conan ripping on Zucker last night?

Person B: Yeah—hilarious! And I never even watched his show before this week.

Person A: Ha— turns out Leno being a diva totally backfired, and now Conan's been Taylor Swifted.
by FMTPO January 16, 2010
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swifties italiani

Swifties con Taste che vivono in Italia e attendono con ansia l'arrivo (cosa che non succede ma se succede) di Holy Taylor Swift e di Taylor "hippity hoppity Hoop siamo dei tasteless incompetenti nel nostro lavoro ia ia oh" Nation.
Taylor "viva gli Swiffer yuppy" Nation esistono anche gli swifties italiani lo sapete questo brutti incompetenti?
by Cluddy October 8, 2020
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Swifties

The fandom dedicated to Taylor Swift. Swifties tend to obsessively listen to Taylor Swift all day and love to talk about her 24/7. Swifties love each other and treat each other like family...until its time to get tickets to the Eras Tour...then its The Great War!
person 1: are you one of the Swifties?
person 2: *eeks in excitement* YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! WANNA HAVE A CHAT ABOUT TAY??
by spideygirl1989 December 28, 2022
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swifti

swifti- "a real gangster"
by Loley šquara August 3, 2017
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