"Nah Joe isn't a Swifty he doesn't like her music. He's a psuedo-Swifty though he listens to covers"
by khaaaannnn April 6, 2024

Masturbating in a public bathroom, such as a restaurant, business, school, church, et cetera. This definition was developed by zGen to illustrate how celebrity culture has become like public masturbation, a largely self-indulgent display of isolation.
by LuckyStumbles February 5, 2024

Swiftie Bestie refers to a best friend who is a very tallented, nice and amazing person who makes u feel the best version of yourself.
by Amazing young person May 29, 2022

Person A: What's 1+1?
Swiftie: It's 23! Buy me tickets~~~ UwU...Ara ara...Ara....đ
Person A: Man, what the fuck?!
Swiftie: It's 23! Buy me tickets~~~ UwU...Ara ara...Ara....đ
Person A: Man, what the fuck?!
by jjjjhhhhhhh111122333 September 21, 2023

The definition of a Swiftie is simply someone who is obsessed with Taylor Swift, who would probably sell their siblings off in the black market to get tickets to Taylor Swiftâs concert, knows her song after hearing 2 seconds of it and if someday had kids would tell them her name when they point to the pictures.
Theyâre such a Swiftie for that
by Speaknowisunderrated January 10, 2023

The curse of Taylor Swiftâs Unhinged fan base. An attempt to cause TERRIBLE things to happen to anyone who makes/does ANYTHING about Taylor Swift that they do not like. Of course, this hex doesnât work. Uncommonly used by swifties, as they usually call the person committing the âoffenseâ a misogynist, fat slob who will never find love (even if they already have) before attempting anything else, but if they get angry enough they will perform the âSwiftie Hexâ and âcurseâ the receiver, attempting to hurt/kill them (somehow). They appear to believe this actually works, but it doesnât.
Swiftie Hex: Your legs will shrivel, your eyes will bulge. All parts of your body will go numb, before your heart explodes and destroys your ribs, causing your organs to collapse and your bones to rot like the sewer rat you are.
by RandomGuy444 May 14, 2024

In a huge swiftie!
by Swiftie 22 November 2, 2023
