Sweeving

Swerving and weeving mixed together in one act of motion.

Do you know why I pulled you over tonight sir said the officer. "No what did I do said the driver." You where SWEEVING all through traffic.

by Randy Pike May 21, 2008

Soft-Serving It

To achieve orgasm without erection.

"I didn't want anyone to see that I had a hard on, so I was soft-serving it."

by Sex Faulkner November 14, 2006

Swerlin Merlin

Thee act upon swirling a penis that has been discised as merlin the wizard. Disguising the penis involves using shaving cream to indicate Merlin's Beared and then strapping a wizards hat to the penis.

WTF is he doing? O The good old Swerlin Merlin.

by SWMerlin February 6, 2010

saudi swerving

saudi swerving is an arab "drifting" style using common family sedans. it often involves full 360 degree spins while under control as well as high speed, dangerous drifting maneuvers down public roads

that guy is saudi swerving down I-10

by Nicholas Poole May 9, 2008

Swervian

The language spoken in Swervia where the first letters of the words being used are switched around

Hey bro, can you speak swervian ?
yell heah you nitch bigga

by Papajayshouse August 11, 2012

Hot Shervington

When you roll up to your partner, get out of your wheelchair. Take your diaper off, whipe your shit on your partners chest. Then you make your partner whipe your ass.

After Murderball practice, I totally hot shervingtoned my personal assistant.

by Carl Shervington June 14, 2008

serving breakfast

sucking cock in tha morning

Is yo mom still servin breakfast?

by cold cut February 11, 2004