sweater nigga

An unsavory and unwelcomed +1 of a fringe friend to social gatherings. Said person combines the intangible unlikabilities common in an emeny but is ironically non-threatening.

Awww fuck... sweater nigga's here..

by Sn123w November 26, 2018

sweater vest

An article of clothing that is capable of getting you gigantic amounts of ass.

Girl 1: Whoa, look at that guy wearing that sweater vest!
Girl 2: God, he's so hot. I wish more boys had style like him.
Girl 3: No way, because then that guy wouldn't be special and unique and sexy!
Girl 4: But how are we all going to have him?

Girl 5: I'm not sharing with you bitches.

by Chairs November 15, 2009

Sweater Meat

Term used to describe the female breasts under a form fitting sweater, preferably a tight turtleneck made of cashmere or merino wool.

Did you see Keri today? She's prancing around the office showing real nice sweater meat in a tight red turtleneck.

by Cab Callaway January 27, 2006

Sweater Hogs

Nice big boobies in a sweater taking up all the extra sweater room.

"Wow, look at the sweater hogs on that bitch, there's no room left in that sweater!"

by chef plumpkin January 6, 2008

Gelatin Sweater

To ejaculate a monstrous load onto a person's torso, giving them a coating of semen that resembles a sweater made out of gelatin

"That bitch was sucking me off, and at the last second I pulled it out and gave her a nasty gelatin sweater! Hahah bet she's nice and warm now!"

by O. March 23, 2003

lip sweater

Mustache. (Preferably on a man.)

Dude, there's milk on your lip sweater!

by dubbl4 August 8, 2008

wool sweater

Large quantities of pubic hair covering a bar of soap.

My brother in law was going camping, so I stole his soap, shaved my balls, and gave the soap a wool sweater.

by tviasco May 27, 2010