by dunder control October 10, 2010
Girl 1: Whoa, look at that guy wearing that sweater vest!
Girl 2: God, he's so hot. I wish more boys had style like him.
Girl 3: No way, because then that guy wouldn't be special and unique and sexy!
Girl 4: But how are we all going to have him?
Girl 5: I'm not sharing with you bitches.
Girl 2: God, he's so hot. I wish more boys had style like him.
Girl 3: No way, because then that guy wouldn't be special and unique and sexy!
Girl 4: But how are we all going to have him?
Girl 5: I'm not sharing with you bitches.
by Chairs November 16, 2009
Term used to describe the female breasts under a form fitting sweater, preferably a tight turtleneck made of cashmere or merino wool.
Did you see Keri today? She's prancing around the office showing real nice sweater meat in a tight red turtleneck.
by Cab Callaway January 27, 2006
To ejaculate a monstrous load onto a person's torso, giving them a coating of semen that resembles a sweater made out of gelatin
"That bitch was sucking me off, and at the last second I pulled it out and gave her a nasty gelatin sweater! Hahah bet she's nice and warm now!"
by O. March 23, 2003
by chef plumpkin December 12, 2007
by dubbl4 July 15, 2008
My brother in law was going camping, so I stole his soap, shaved my balls, and gave the soap a wool sweater.
by tviasco May 27, 2010