spit swabbing the pork curtains

eating "the" cooter

jack was caught spit swabbing the pork curtains

by jack January 29, 2003

anal swab my back

Ain't no sweat off my back.

I'm just sayings all.... anal swab my back.

by lada October 7, 2005

Swab Job

Receiving oral while cleaning your ears in a pleasurable fashion with a Q tip or cotton swab. Also known as an “SJ” or the good ol Gerstenzang. In honor of Leo Gerstenzang, the inventor of the Q tip.

I was cleaning my ears the other night, when the wife surprised me with a Swab Job.

by Edward2yourMother February 24, 2018

SWAB

Abbreviation for "Study With a Buddy". Used in class by the teacher to have students study a few minutes in preparation for a quiz or test.

Other variations: SWYS (study with your self), SWAT (Study with a teacher- used for group led sessions), and swabbing (the gerund form of the word).

"Class, SWAB for 5 minutes for the animal vocabulary quiz!"

by Beth Nichols February 7, 2007

swabs

abbereviation used to describe alcohol swabs that are used to clean an area of skin(usually in the arm or leg) before inserting a syringe for skin popping or intravenous drug use.

that's one dirty nigga. he best start using some swabs or he gonna catch the virus!

by g-ring March 27, 2007

Swab

an annoying piece of shit
a fucking loser

Please can someone send the homework. Shut the fuck up you swab.

by Spaxems January 31, 2020

Swab

A person with parental tendencies who does weird shit to mice. Swabs can often be seen talking about their 3 loves: keyboards, Quesadillas, and sedating small animals, especially mice.

A: "Yo dude I just got some pet mice"
B: "Better keep them out of Jeremy's hands he's a total Swab"

by QuestionableOtter July 5, 2020