Surrogate fuck

Fucking someone you're allowed to fuck, but wishing you were fucking someone else.

Her boyfriend is so hot. Am totally going to surrogate fuck him tonight.

by Joey.D March 2, 2014

no surrender snooker

Playing snooker in the dark in a locked room until someone comes along with the key and releases the survivor.

You've fucked my mom for the last time - you and me are gonna play some no surrender snooker!!!

...what? I don't know what that means you fucking prick.

by Anonymous February 24, 2003

self-deprecating surrender

saying the opposite of what you mean to appease someone else due to low self-worth

Can't a happy conclusion be reached without her self-deprecating surrender?

by swthrt628 October 21, 2011

cheese-eating surrender monkeys

1. A reasonably entertaining epithet used in the Simpsons to describe the french.
2. Used by a plagiarist, a bore, an asshat, a neoconservative, a douchebag and/or a dickwad, as a weak attempt to appear smart; and an unoriginal way to describe the french.

Hi. I'm an asshat neoconservative dickwad bore. Those french over there are cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Aren't I smart?

by moofmonkey November 25, 2003

Cheeseburger Eating Surrender Monkey

A derogatory term used to refer to an American Republican who originally supported the war in Iraq but now is silent in the face of growing resistance to the war.

In 2003 Republicans and conservatives bashed the French for not supporting war against Iraq by calling them "Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys".

Now that the Democrats control Congress, the same people offer only tepid resistance against growing calls for pulling American soldiers out of Iraq.

Example of usage:

Why are there no street protests by Republicans supporting the war? Is it because Republicans are just a bunch of cheeseburger eating surrender monkeys?

by xi_32 December 26, 2008

Surround

The interior of a car. Usually a S.L.A.B. that has been customized with leather and woodgrain interior.

I'm gonna top drop today so the gals can see my surround.

by Darkness_5600 May 6, 2009

surrender

The thing French have done ever since the repeating rifle was made. And in Iraq, the people are getting food, clothing, medical aid, school supplies, etc. 500 Casuleties out of 600,000 people, PRETTY DAMN GOOD. France just needs to train Iraqis to surrender instead of pretend to.

White Flag Division Leader, 1900: Oh shit, we can't spear the Germans with our white flags anymore!!!!

by Shortyafter November 4, 2003