Smirnoff Goon Bag

the most amazing thing that has ever hit australia. vodka and cranberry or vodka and blood orange in a box and casked. not technically goon, but affectionately thought of as a goon bag due to australian's lack of knowledge/similarity to the infamous goon bag

person one: dude, i wanna drink goon tonight. or maybe i should drink vodka... but fuck i don't have enough money.
person two: man, just combine the two and get a SMIRNOFF GOON BAG, they're only $22!!!!! and taste GREAT

by loalal November 10, 2010

Shumirai

Usually a girl from Zimbabwe who has an infectious laugh and bubbly personality. She will do anything for this she loves and you will never catch her looking like anything but perfect.

Shumirai is the type of girl you bring home to meet your mom.

by CreatorX November 20, 2020

Sex Smirk

That funny look a man, or woman gets on their face when an intimate subject is brought up, usually something sexual. Often accompanied with the phrase "I dont know what you are talking about."

Teen 1: "Did you see Dad's sex smirk on his face when Mom said something about going on their first camping trip?"
Teen 2: "Yep, I puked in the back of my mouth a little."

by MoreThanLust December 17, 2011

Samir

Samir is such a great guy. He brings a smile to so many people's faces when he walks into the room and is generally just a fantastic guy!

I wish i had a Samir in my life!

by love, your Secret Friend! September 10, 2011

Smirt

A word used to describe people who flirt while they smoke outside their office buildings or pubs.

God that hot chick is such a smirt, I wish I smoked.

by Jack Denny October 1, 2006

Smirnoff ice

Contrary to the other listed definitions , is not a bitch drink with low alcohol content. In fact it has MORE alcohol content than the average beer. It also tastes WAY better. Drinking piss does not make you more of a man.

Scenario 1

Guy 1 : (Is drinking smirnoff)

Guy 2 : You drink smirnoff? LOL!

Guy 1 : Hey idiot , read your beers label and read my smirnoffs label

Guy 2 : ....... what the.... WHAT THE HELL! BEER ONLY HAS 4.2% ALC AND SMIRNOFF ICE HAS 4.5%?

Guy 1 : Yes , you're an idiot.

Scenario 2 :

Guy 1 : (Is drinking Smirnoff ice)

Guy 2 : Smirnoff? Lol fag!

Guy 1 : (smashes bottle over douchebags head and knocks him out)

by The-Truth873405705 August 6, 2011

Samir

a person with a princley swag, someone with the "swagger of a prince"

Samir is so respectful, funny, and cute!
what girl wouldnt be his friend?

by swagger of a prince February 27, 2009