Status Stutter

several status updates that when put together is one stuttering sentence.

6:31 Jason loves the hot weather!
6:31 Jason loves the hopt
6:30 Jason is

Jason is...loves the hopt...loves the hot weather!

3 tries, really? That was the best status stutter I have seen today.

by Pimbo Slice April 20, 2009

Texting stutter

Texting stutter = when you text someone and you have them so screwed for a reply and you see them starting to text back and then it stops . Then you see them try again and it stops . Over and over until they figure out a way to get out of it and what to reply . Texting stutter .

Are you having a little texting stutter ?

by RMFS74 October 9, 2016

adhd stutter

When your brain thinks faster then you speak so you take a breath when your done talking you repeat the last syllable of a sentence usually triggers more often with people with ADHD

Man 1: so i mean like she decided my best friend was funnier then me so she broke up with me *inhales* he
Man 2: woah woah sorry for you but you just ADHD Stuttered

Man 1: what do you mean
Man 2: you repeated the last syllable you said she broke up with me *inhales* he
Man 1: oh sorry
Man 2: now lets go get drinks its on me

by XxKonaMationSxX April 1, 2019

Stutter

A very irritating event when a technology such as a computer hesitates and stutters when asked to complete a task.

Oh, its gonna load! Nope, nope, it froze. Wait it's working! No, false alarm. It's trying to do something. Stupid technology; stuttering again. Maybe it's gonna die soon. Please work!

by Spiral Ruin November 27, 2010

Stutters

Either a boy or girl who cant speak or is really shy round the opposite sex there attracted too, so they stutter.

"I don't even know if I can even be me.
Cause it's so hard to be me when you're next to me.
If I could say so, I'd say what I'm feeling.
But I can say so, my lips just tremble.
I'm stuttering"
There's stutters everywhere!

by FlipThat October 11, 2008

stutterfucked

The sensation of hearing your wife tell you she's pregnant when it wasn't planned.

Husband: That football game was great!
Wife: Guess what? I'm pregnant.
Husband: *Silence
Wife: *Silence
Husband: I'm stutterfucked.

by twobutts October 22, 2010

Northeast Stutter

Natives of the Northeastern United States that have the belligerently abysmal stuttering issue(It is a regional dialect that strikes any individual originating from the Northeast despite genetic make-up).

Hi my name is Donnie I'm from Denver

Hiiiiiiiii my my my my name is Jerry I'm fru fru fru frum Boston.

Damn, He's got the Northeast Stutter BAD!

by DonnieDenver July 13, 2009