Sarcamistic

to be sarcasically optimistic. not to be confused with sarcasistic.

*being held at gun point*

Guy 1: "well, it could always be worse. ."

Guy 2: "HOW could anything be possibly worse then this? you know, besides a Miley Cyrus concert. ."

Guy 1: "dude! i was being sarcamistic!"

by i forget. . . April 25, 2010

Streaming

When a girl's vagina is very wet or she is in the process of getting very wet.

In the middle of a heavy makeout session
Him: "What's the matter?"
Her: "Nothing. I'm just absolutely streaming!"
Him: "Oh, let me clean up for you" *proceeds to go down on her*

by Anonymouspersonwhoisbetterthan October 26, 2014

streaming to the group chat

when someone in the group chat is having sex and secretly streams to the group chat.

Oh yeah did you see jake streaming to the group chat last night.

by Arwenthecockhandler May 4, 2017

streaming infidelity

The Act of watching a netflix series without your significant other (now you have to watch it again pretending that you didn't watch it the first time)

John committed streaming infidelity, now he is pretending like I don't know it sitting next to me. smh!!!

by hpat April 19, 2019

stratistic

If statistic and strategic had a baby.

While playing dominoes I stratistically leave myself an opening to play my last bone and keeping count of which Dominos are yet to be played.

by RainbowPoppy March 21, 2020

streaming cowgirl

The preferred sexual position for females of most sex scenes on streaming services such as Netflix.

You know Sally is really starting to like Shawn. That's two love scenes in a row where she was doing streaming cowgirl.

by Steven W. E. July 8, 2020

streamjustin

A belieber account on instagram

Basically known for creating hype

Makes goals for new Bieber songs!

Can get 500 shares in 5 minutes but only has 20 likes!

I love streamjustin’s account so much!

by Jdbnator October 17, 2020