gang stalking

Gang Stalking is really a covert government or police investigation. It's similar to Cointelpro or red squads, and it's being used on a lot of innocent people to ruin them and make them look crazy. Gang Stalking is all about government disinformation, and using civilian spies/snitches to help with stalking and monitoring innocent people.

Jim was placed under covert investigation by his employer because of his whistle-blowing. Mistakenly he termed it gang stalking, which made him sound crazy.

by Cointelpro2 May 17, 2007

Stalker Sarah

Stalker Sarah (SarahMonline) is a teenage girl who 'stalks' celebrities and gets her picture with them. She is said to have met over 200 celebrities in the last 4 years, and some celebrities she has met over 20 times. (eg. One Direction)
Sarah Stalker trended on twitter on the 28/01/2012 for around 4 hours, as she got kicked out of the LAX airport for supposedly pushing over One Direction fans.

Stalker Sarah, in all of her photos, has medium length-brown hair with a rounded fringe to her eyebrows, round (circle) glasses and the same smile for every photo, giving the illusion she was photo shopped into the photos, when she was indeed, not.

Me: OH MY GOD GIVE EVERYONE ELSE A CHANCE TO MEET THE BOYS
Sarah: No, I want to meet them
Girl: You've already met them
Sarah: So
Boy: Stalker Sarah

by OneDirectionsBiggestFan February 22, 2012

stalker-feed

The news feed on Facebook that tells you a bit too much about your friends and their Facebook related activities.

Joe: "Hey man, I just found out about your breakup. Sorry."

Ryan: "How did you know already?"

Joe: "My stalker-feed on Facebook told me!"

by Blakeley December 27, 2007

stalkerfriend

A friend who immediately knows everything that goes on in your life via social networking (myspace, facebook and twitter), and your other friends, but never directly from you.

Jay: It's like what you said about ....

Jane: When did I say that?

Jay: It was on your twitter.

Jane: Stop being a stalkerfriend.

by subsistence May 29, 2009

Stalk Slip

Accidentally mentioning to an acquaintance, typically of the opposite gender, something you learned about them through Facebook stalking.

Girl: "I had a great time on vacation"
Guy: "Yeah! I hear Costa Rica is beautiful!"
Girl: "I never said anything about Costa Rica..."
Guy: "Yikes. Stalk slip..."

by 18sa May 6, 2010

Stalk Ticker

The new Facebook window in the upper right hand corner of the screen. A Facebook in your Facebook, so you can use Facebook while you use Facebook. A play on words with "Stock Ticker".

"Damn, I hate this new Stalk Ticker window on Facebook, I don't need that many updates"

by I<3pseudonyms1234 September 21, 2011

Stalker squad

Term used to refer to the Sydney based group of fanboys Luke Hemmings, Ashton Irwin, and Calum Hood. Known on the internet from meeting celebrities from all over the world in their hometown of Sydney, Australia and for excessive number of celebrity follows on their personal Twitter accounts.

Have you seen who the Stalker Squad met today? Kim Kardashian!

I'm so jealous of the Stalker Squad, they met my favourite band!

by Blondhes June 10, 2016