steaven newed

Being Steaven Newed is being beaten in the back of the head with a big hard cover book repeatedly.

Deacon gained a concussion a ruptured eardrumfrom being Steaven Newed last week.

by Mike the disaster. February 6, 2018

Steven Solomon

An Olympian from Australia who gets all the bitches. He's blonde, cool and knows how to have a good time. His rockin' bod combined with his dynamic personality makes him a great catch.

Girl 1: Do you see that fast Aussie??? He's soooo cute!

Girl 2: Yeah, his accent is so adorable! I want him!!!!!

Guy 1: Me too! I wish he was gay...

Girl 1: Must be Steven Solomon.

by UK Girl November 17, 2012

Bebe Stevens

A girl character from South Park.

Best Friends with Wendy Testaburger, has a red jacket/shirt and puffy/curly hair.

Has gone into a relationship with many boys, started to sprout.

Wendy : My friend Bebe Stevens is so cool!
Red : Uh yeah, cool.

by massive_diarrhea July 15, 2018

Steven Seagal

A very powerful man, one so powerful he beats his three wives for fun. Has hair the likes one has never seen; it resembles matted down beaver hair that never moves, even when fighting on top of a train or running around in the Alaskan wilderness. Currently weighing in at a cool 400 pounds, he doesn't have to actually fight anymore, just wave his hands and all have broken necks or arms. He dresses to kill in all black, which does not hide his bulky ass. No acting skills are required; all that is needed is to have a dick in your throat and be able to mumble "Mission Accomplished". In order to kill like Seagal, you must be able to slide for 20 minutes without a running start and shoot your enemies at the same time, even on the flatest of surfaces. (No reloading is required, your ammo is endless).
Every movie is made with his character having the name "John", "Jack", or "Casey". In order to write a plot for a Seagal movie, all you must do is have him a) be a cop, b) a mercenary or c) an ex-serviceman. Then Seagal must either save a sub, a town, a nuclear warhead, the environment, or all of the above. He must do battle with Columbian druglords, terrorists, or environmental evildoers. Then Seagal ultimately saves the day, and ends the movie with a snazzy one-liner. While the credits are rolling, you could have him strumming one of his guitars, and singing a jaunty little number.

I totally Steven Seagalled that guy; Mission Accomplished.

I am Steven Seagal...someone has to take out the garbage.

I tried it with my girlfriend, she said "mission accomplished, all the way in".

by Mandy Broad September 22, 2007

steven strait

Actor who plays in "The Covenant". Absolutely drop-dead gorgeous. Plays one of the 5 sons of Ipswich. Sex master

If only he was Steven Strait...

by tawnie :D June 17, 2008

steven slater

Patron Saint of Flight Attendants

Steven Slater, upon being hit in the face by a customer's overhead luggage, became psychotically enraged. He then shouted expletives at passengers, opened the door, triggered the emergency exit warnings, grabbed two beers from the beverage cart, and made his escape down the inflatable slide onto the runway. He was arrested while having sex later.

His tirade was immediately discussed on the social media. He is a leading authority on how to quit a job.

by Diego Mendez August 12, 2010

Steven Irwin

Stephen Robert Irwin (22 February 1962 – 4 September 2006) was an Australian naturalist, wildlife expert and television personality. He was best known for the television program The Crocodile Hunter, an unconventional wildlife documentary series which he hosted with his wife Terri Irwin that was broadcast worldwide. He also owned and operated the Australia Zoo at Beerwah in Queensland with friend William Rollo and his wife. He died after being stung directly in the heart by a stingray while filming a documentary segment for his daughter's show.

Steven Irwin died from being stung in the chest by a Sting Ray.

He was god

by Sinz September 17, 2008