lizard statement

a statement made by someone with a really annoying voice

My really annoying sister is always making lizard statements.

by bigsister3364 July 14, 2023

Release a statement

To blow your load

I’m going to release a statement all over her back.

by Tmosfell May 22, 2023

'I feel' statements

Are a framing device used in therapy (couples therapy specifically) so that a statement made isn't seen as an attack.

Hym "So, no... 'I feel' statements are not the natural byproduct of female biology. People are literally being taught to speak like that. And (again), in terms of emotiality, You

by Hym Iam August 17, 2023

statement department

the department that makes political statements

I was refered to the statement department so they could tell the the statement I wanted to hear.

by Mr. Statement generator July 11, 2010

Pillow Statement

A similar type of conversation as a Blanket Statement, only this time it is not a statement at all and is instead an action where the one making the statement will suffocate (usually by a pillow) said person(s) being approached; A less broad statement than the Blanket Statement, but a stronger way to send a message.

Guy: Look, I'm sorry man, I just don't get it.
Girl: If you don't get how I'm feeling, how about I lay it out to you in a Pillow Statement.
Guy: The hell is a Pillow Statement. And, no thanks.
Girl: That wasn't a question.

by Gbunny81 July 22, 2022

errowneous statement

A false claim dat you hadda paddle your boat rather than just using your motor.

Given how unreliable da infamous "Sears Rowback" outboard putt-putt was, I seriously doubt dat there were really all dat many errowneous statements made by said motors' owners.

by QuacksO December 8, 2020

Real, true statement

An absolutely false statement

Did you catch all those real, true statements on the news and in D.A.R.E. last week.

by Hot Dog Jim August 1, 2022