Crap Stacking

When one person is seated on the toilet and another person sits on that person's lap and craps through the first person's legs. Usually occurs in dorm rooms housing excessive occupants and there's only one toilet.

"Open up your legs" Cassie pleaded. "I really have to go"!

Scott objected, stating "I do not engage in crap stacking!"

by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008

Snatching

The act or procedure of being a snitch

Tony be such a snitch, he be snatching.

by MOCK THE BLEEDING DEAD February 28, 2008

Snatching

The act of being a snitch; being a pussy and ratting out someone

Tony be such a snitch, he be snatching

by MOCK THE BLEEDING DEAD February 27, 2008

Satan's Starling

The bird or birds that are cherping outside of your bedroom window in the early hours of the morning. They are often more active when you are hungover or feeling particularly unwell, making the experience worse.

Todd: Damn, you look terrible dude?
Glenn: God damn Satan's Starlings woke me up at 5:00am this morning... little bastards!

by buckonz November 23, 2009

Starchies

Heavily starched and creased jeans.

man my starchies could split a melon in half.

by x August 24, 2004

starring

According to Roland Barthes, starring a text is a process of "separating the blocks of signification", so that the original text is "cut up into the series of brief, contiguous fragments, which we shall call lexias"(p.13, "S/Z", Roland Barthes)

Roland Barthes is starring Sarrasine by Balzac in his essay "S/Z".

by polina.v.godz February 20, 2013

text stacking

v. When person "a" sends multiple texts to person "b" without giving time for person "b" to read and/or reply between texts.

Occasionally a reply can be started by person "b", but typing will be interrupted by a new message from person "a".

Frequently occurs when person "a" is bored at work and has nothing better going on.

"Andrew is text stacking me...again"

Inbox: 3 new messages from Andrew
Received: 10:32:10 pm, 10:32:13 pm, 10:32:15 pm.

by jvtinspiredbyvorn September 15, 2010