Stale sheep is an Indian name given to the stoners of the tribe. They dont do much but get high and mooch off the others so its not uncommon to find a random dead Indian stabbed onto a stake in the middle of Texas.
1 Oh shit dude look at that its a guy on a stick gross! 2 yeah he was probably one of those stale sheep we keep hearing about on the news.
by Stale Sheep June 30, 2010
A sock that has been over the years filled with semen cum or in other words splooge. Due to the fact that it layed there soaking and drying up the cum it has become stale and hard over time (just like my relationship with my wife)
Your Mom: hey sweetie I found this sock in your room, its really stale what did you do to this
You: "oh god how did she find my stale sock"
You: "oh god how did she find my stale sock"
by RegisteredSex January 19, 2022
when a person has hard fat over there abs and it seems like they have a six pack when its really fat
by Bingbopdop May 11, 2009
A game where 2 straight men stand in front of each other will completely naked and stare at each other, the person who's penis moves first loses, can go on for hours and is sometimes called a game for horny people
by Chickenman369 May 04, 2018
any E-mail that arrives (sometimes again) weeks after it was originally sent, due to very slow servers.
After replying to Karens Email, i realized it arrived today - BUT was sent two weeks ago, Damn Stale Mail!
by Addictive1 June 19, 2006
a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women
Stale Matting - a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women
Kyle enjoys getting a nice pounding from Aaron up the ass, but
Kyle only sticks his dick in a nice vagina
straight male anal sex bromance comradery pegging
Kyle enjoys getting a nice pounding from Aaron up the ass, but
Kyle only sticks his dick in a nice vagina
straight male anal sex bromance comradery pegging
by Boukster August 17, 2015
A Stale Fish is when you sleep with someone that doesn't do much of anything except lay there like a stale fish.
He slept with her and said she was a stale fish
by TagIt84 July 13, 2013