When a traffic light in the direction you are going has been green so long that you know it will change any second.
Passenger: "It's a stale green man, you're not going to make it."
Driver: "No way. Look, it changed after we went through."
Driver: "No way. Look, it changed after we went through."
by framboise eau de vie June 1, 2009
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Makes Elton John crave man stank.
Makes Elton John crave man stank.
Elton John: so, Mr. Zack. . .your mother's Stale Fajita made me sick to my stomach so now i only go after man pussy.
Mr. Zack H.: . . .tis true *runs away to get him sum Stale Fajita*
Mr. Zack H.: . . .tis true *runs away to get him sum Stale Fajita*
by Mr. TaiMaiShoo June 16, 2009
Get the Stale Fajita mug.1. The act of intentionally looking out for yourself, but either intentionally or unintentionally (or subconsciously) not caring about another person.
2. Being selfish.
2. Being selfish.
"I was getting attacked by a flock of seagulls and she just ran away to save herself. That bitch stalemoed me"
"I gave my friend a ride home from a party one night, then back to her car in the morning, cleaned the snow off half of her car for her and she thought it was selfish I only cleaned the snow off one side of her car. I was totally stalemoed"
"Every time we walk into a building together, she jumps ahead to make sure she catches the door, but doesn't hold it open for anybody else. Stalemoed."
"I gave my friend a ride home from a party one night, then back to her car in the morning, cleaned the snow off half of her car for her and she thought it was selfish I only cleaned the snow off one side of her car. I was totally stalemoed"
"Every time we walk into a building together, she jumps ahead to make sure she catches the door, but doesn't hold it open for anybody else. Stalemoed."
by dsmartin June 19, 2014
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Get the Stale good mug.Stale ass bitch is an insult used mainly towards overly skinny females.
Especially if they like to do alot of shit-talking and can’t defend themselves.
Stale ass bitches are usually pussies.
Especially if they like to do alot of shit-talking and can’t defend themselves.
Stale ass bitches are usually pussies.
A) “Shes such a stale ass bitch!”
B) “Who? Valentina?!”
A) “Yeah she's talking all that shit but when I press her she hides behind poles and shit!”
B) “Poles?”
A) “Yeah! Poles! She’s THAT skinny. Not gonna blame her tho, if i were her I’d be pussy too. A fucking breeze might snap her in half if its too harsh.”
B) “Who? Valentina?!”
A) “Yeah she's talking all that shit but when I press her she hides behind poles and shit!”
B) “Poles?”
A) “Yeah! Poles! She’s THAT skinny. Not gonna blame her tho, if i were her I’d be pussy too. A fucking breeze might snap her in half if its too harsh.”
by ItsJust.Christina January 23, 2019
Get the Stale Ass Bitch mug.Also known as "GoAnimate-styled Rants", it is a controversial series of rant videos that are made on Vyond (AKA GoAnimate), they also appear outside of the Vyond community. They were invented in 2012 on YouTube and are still in production to this very day.
This rant series has been criticized by many internet users for being generic, repetitive nonsensical, laughable, weak, toxic and overexaggerated?
This rant series has been criticized by many internet users for being generic, repetitive nonsensical, laughable, weak, toxic and overexaggerated?
Person 1: Did you see a new Vyond-styled rant?
Person 2: Yes! Vyond-styled rants suck!
Person 1: Agreed! Those rants are appalling!
Person 2: Yes! Vyond-styled rants suck!
Person 1: Agreed! Those rants are appalling!
by Ryan900USAYT November 9, 2022
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