A stale turtle is when your having a shit and you accidently chop the end off and its goes back up never to be seen again rotting inside you
by StaleTurtle August 17, 2023
Get the Stale Turtlemug. when a person has hard fat over there abs and it seems like they have a six pack when its really fat
by Bingbopdop May 10, 2009
Get the stale rollsmug. A sock that has been over the years filled with semen cum or in other words splooge. Due to the fact that it layed there soaking and drying up the cum it has become stale and hard over time (just like my relationship with my wife)
Your Mom: hey sweetie I found this sock in your room, its really stale what did you do to this
You: "oh god how did she find my stale sock"
You: "oh god how did she find my stale sock"
by RegisteredSex January 18, 2022
Get the Stale Sockmug. any E-mail that arrives (sometimes again) weeks after it was originally sent, due to very slow servers.
After replying to Karens Email, i realized it arrived today - BUT was sent two weeks ago, Damn Stale Mail!
by Addictive1 June 19, 2006
Get the stale mailmug. Stale sheep is an Indian name given to the stoners of the tribe. They dont do much but get high and mooch off the others so its not uncommon to find a random dead Indian stabbed onto a stake in the middle of Texas.
1 Oh shit dude look at that its a guy on a stick gross! 2 yeah he was probably one of those stale sheep we keep hearing about on the news.
by Stale Sheep July 5, 2010
Get the Stale Sheepmug. Your hair the day after you get it curled, when it's all worn out. Easily recognizable to anyone who's had it before.
by Momo the lemur December 8, 2010
Get the Stale curlsmug. by HippOsiris January 15, 2018
Get the stale crackermug.