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Starbucks

"Do you want Starbucks?"
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!"
by melaniestar May 26, 2016
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Starbucks

Intergalactic warfare between evolved bucks (bid deer) and humans. The subdivision 9 of the Alienwarfare sports association. Bucks throw stars across the galaxy just to have some fun watching planets explode. The sports team has been first place at dominating planets since 1978. These bucks get money for the team from selling coffee on all sorts of planets for the "white ones" they call the consumers. Mainly Earth where the bucks came from.
I'm not drinking that Shitty Starbucks coffee! I don't like the Starbucks Sports Team!
by RageQuittingDick March 28, 2015
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Starbucks

A drinkable drug for all white people ages 10 and up
“So you got my Starbucks?”- Young white female
by Owens Ex May 6, 2018
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Starbucks

The headquarters for every white white girl. Even with its good coffee, it’s criticized for being the “White KFC”
“Why get Walmart coffee when you can get Starbucks?”
by xX_Boss_Xx January 24, 2018
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Starbucks

Where you are most likely to find a basic white girl in her natural habitat and/or the occasional hipster who orders an organic tea.
Oh Stacey we should totes get a Skinny Java Chip Frappucino from Starbucks after we go shopping for Uggs, or maybe get a Pumpkin Spice Latte? FML it's so hard to choose!
by basicandproud4308 December 20, 2015
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Starbucks

The appintimy of a basic bitches drank
P1: Im going to have some Starbucks

P2: oh, you basic bitch
by Oof-I-cant-stop-laughing November 16, 2019
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Starbucks

An invasive coffee shop chain that is owned by a person like DOCTOR EVIL from AUSTIN POWERS.

Starbucks is known for doing the impossible by making their coffee and similar beverages that have the worst of both worlds by being low quality and paying a premium price and somehow being a very good seller while their better quality beverages are often an inferior seller.

One of Starbucks' most popular beverages as well as one of the low-quality beverages is their so-called frappuccinos which are basically half a glass/cup of ice cubes and the other half some dairy substance and flavoring put into a blender and served while being expensive. also tastes pretty grim because it is shards of ice and sweetened milk in a glass.
Person 1: My sister spent all her birthday money in a couple of weeks by going to Starbucks every day
by Person #37878678 September 2, 2021
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