Dick-Squeezer

a person or object that grabs and enjoys touching penises, dildos, and objects shaped like dicks.

Ian is such a Dick-Squeezer.

by WebstersDictionary2009 May 13, 2009

chicken squeezer

taking something that dont belong to you like road signs

Sam is a damn chicken squeezer he stole them signs.

by robert willy August 17, 2006

Thumb Squeezer

Substitute name for a female ass and anus during sex.

Her thumb squeezer was the perfect fit when I was hitting it from the back.

by Primal Urges January 10, 2022

Southwind Squeezer

When receiving a handjob you pass gas during climax.

Jenny gave Bob a handjob that was so good it turned into a Southwind Squeezer.

by Sailqwerty April 17, 2024

Julius Squeezer

When a male appendage is squeezed inside a woman's hooha. This is caused by the female applying controlled muscular pressure inside her vaginal walls gripping the willie with grotesque force, also known as "gorilla grip."

Babe! Can you give me the Julius Squeezer when we fuck tonight?

by juliusSqueezer April 21, 2024

canterbury squeezer

when riding ones dick you squeeze it with your vagina to assert your dominance

damn! that girl was a total canterbury squeezer.

by goprohomo42069 October 25, 2023

Turlock Squeezer

When a man squeezes his rectal sphincter around another man’s penis with so much force that he tears the second man’s penis from his body and the second man bleeds out and dies.

“He was poundin’ me in my ass, hard, and I had to give him the ol’ Turlock Squeezer: he started hollerin’ and a-carryin’ on, but when I get goin’ like that with the Squeezer I just cain’t stop.”

by Priest of Assplay August 26, 2023