Dick-Squeezer

a person or object that grabs and enjoys touching penises, dildos, and objects shaped like dicks.

Ian is such a Dick-Squeezer.

by WebstersDictionary2009 May 13, 2009

easy squeezer

Easy squeezer is an ass that is easily squeezed, round and squishy

That girl had an easy squeezer ass I couldn't control myself

by Easypeelersqueeler November 01, 2017

Southwind Squeezer

When receiving a handjob you pass gas during climax.

Jenny gave Bob a handjob that was so good it turned into a Southwind Squeezer.

by Sailqwerty April 17, 2024

Gerbil squeezer

A person who is naturally an overly confident pest in every situation when In reality they are actually a loser.

No ones laughing with you everyone’s laughing at you, you fuckin gerbil squeezer

by Cuzzo Papi March 05, 2018

chicken squeezer

taking something that dont belong to you like road signs

Sam is a damn chicken squeezer he stole them signs.

by robert willy August 18, 2006

Cock Squeezer

1) A person that is being rude or offensive ; 2) a person that enjoys squeezing cocks ; a synonym for when a person is a dick

Sam was being a real cock squeezer last night at the bar.

by Blue Coconut September 11, 2023

Turlock Squeezer

When a man squeezes his rectal sphincter around another man’s penis with so much force that he tears the second man’s penis from his body and the second man bleeds out and dies.

“He was poundin’ me in my ass, hard, and I had to give him the ol’ Turlock Squeezer: he started hollerin’ and a-carryin’ on, but when I get goin’ like that with the Squeezer I just cain’t stop.”

by Priest of Assplay August 27, 2023