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Butt Squeezer

a situation or event causing great anxiety or tension

(as in a real close contested sport match that causes you to watch at the edge of the seat; causing the butt to squeeze while waiting for the outcome)
The double overtime basketball game was a real butt squeezer

The tennis match between Sam and Matt was a real butt squeezer
Butt Squeezer by Slam2k2 August 2, 2021

Thumb Squeezer 

Substitute name for a female ass and anus during sex.
Her thumb squeezer was the perfect fit when I was hitting it from the back.
Thumb Squeezer by Primal Urges January 10, 2022

Turlock Squeezer 

When a man squeezes his rectal sphincter around another man’s penis with so much force that he tears the second man’s penis from his body and the second man bleeds out and dies.
“He was poundin’ me in my ass, hard, and I had to give him the ol’ Turlock Squeezer: he started hollerin’ and a-carryin’ on, but when I get goin’ like that with the Squeezer I just cain’t stop.”

Cock Squeezer 

1) A person that is being rude or offensive ; 2) a person that enjoys squeezing cocks ; a synonym for when a person is a dick
Sam was being a real cock squeezer last night at the bar.
Cock Squeezer by Blue Coconut September 10, 2023

canterbury squeezer

when riding ones dick you squeeze it with your vagina to assert your dominance
damn! that girl was a total canterbury squeezer.

Southwind Squeezer 

When receiving a handjob you pass gas during climax.
Jenny gave Bob a handjob that was so good it turned into a Southwind Squeezer.