Dick-Squeezer

a person or object that grabs and enjoys touching penises, dildos, and objects shaped like dicks.

Ian is such a Dick-Squeezer.

by WebstersDictionary2009 May 13, 2009

Cock Squeezer

1) A person that is being rude or offensive ; 2) a person that enjoys squeezing cocks ; a synonym for when a person is a dick

Sam was being a real cock squeezer last night at the bar.

by Blue Coconut September 10, 2023

Connecticut Squeezer

When she shits out your dick during anal sex.

Dude she just performed the Connecticut squeezer.

by Jenkempoop November 5, 2019

Sheep squeezer

one who sqeezes sheep for the purpose of estimataing depth of fleece and extracting fleece oil (widely used in the making of stumpfuckery lubricants such as Chaffaway(tm)

"its nearly shearing time but best send in the sheep squeezer to be sure"

by captain stumpfucker October 16, 2008

chicken squeezer

taking something that dont belong to you like road signs

Sam is a damn chicken squeezer he stole them signs.

by robert willy August 17, 2006

Thumb Squeezer

Substitute name for a female ass and anus during sex.

Her thumb squeezer was the perfect fit when I was hitting it from the back.

by Primal Urges January 10, 2022

Southwind Squeezer

When receiving a handjob you pass gas during climax.

Jenny gave Bob a handjob that was so good it turned into a Southwind Squeezer.

by Sailqwerty April 17, 2024