squeeze factor

(noun) The amount of effort one has to put forth while taking a dump. The more constipated, the higher the squeeze factor.

Joe (after coming out of the bathroom): "Yo brozay, what's on tv?"
Bill: "Yo, you just missed two shows. Wtf were you doing in there anyway. Are you ok?"
Joe: "Yeah, man. I'm a little uh....how shall we say, backed up. There was a high squeeze factor involved in that dump."

by stockman09 January 21, 2010

Squeeze and Squish

The act of mutually groping another person. Generally more on the pg-13 side of things, but can also be used to describe more overtly sexual gropings.

She was the first girl I ever played Squeeze and Squish with.

by Banana42 April 18, 2010

Squeeblers

Elongated banana-shaped breasts

He asked her to keep her goddamned squeeblers in her shirt. No one wanted to see them nanner-tits.

by Merry Squeeblerman October 14, 2013

Electric squeeze

It is a gay or straight maneuver, but the electric squeeze is when you put your testicles into the partner's anus. This causes a squeezing sensation that will electrify your nutsack.

"Can you give me an electric squeeze again?"
"Yes, I love that maneuver!"

by Poopy pants99 August 21, 2014

voldemort squeezer

when your making out with your girlfriend and you hawk a loogie into her mouth.

I heard that Stevie gave his ginge Kelly a Voldemort Squeezer while they were making out in the park

by Your Fuqqin Boy June 29, 2009

Squeered

To be scared of a queer.

"Omg, that queer just talked to me, I am so squeered"

"OMG that queer just talked to me, I am so squeered right now!..."

by A J Barrowmen January 9, 2015

Squeeze a fuck out

Pissing someone who doesn't usually swear off so much that they use the word fuck.

When the priest saw that some kids slashed his tires he screamed "You got to be fucking kidding me." I guess they really did squeeze a fuck out of him.

by PulpFictionFan94 February 25, 2017