by pproblemm April 1, 2020
Get the squidward coochmug. One person yells "ayo squidward check!"
Then everyone else gives their breathiest, most upsetting, male moan as loud as they can into the microphone.
Then everyone else gives their breathiest, most upsetting, male moan as loud as they can into the microphone.
by naftin December 28, 2020
Get the squidward checkmug. by Moisesisreallygood November 5, 2020
Get the Twerk squidwardmug. When a man fists a woman's anus and pulls out too fast, causing a large case of anal prolapse that resembles squidward's nose.
"Dude I accidentally gave my girlfriend an inward squidward last night and now she won't talk to me."
by ffdp February 1, 2017
Get the inward squidwardmug. The condition in which someone has a bald head and big nose, resembling Squidward Tentacles. Depression and narcissism are not necessary but may be present as well.
Person: Jeff's depression is starting to worry me.
Me: I'm not worried. It's a classic squidward complex.
Me: I'm not worried. It's a classic squidward complex.
by Jamesican May 26, 2015
Get the squidward complexmug. When you put a used condom on yours or someone elses nose. It will resemble Squidward from the show Spongebob Squarepants.
I gave him a Dirty Squidward while he was sleeping. The smell woke him up then knocked him back out.
by psychonirvanafan May 29, 2010
Get the Dirty Squidwardmug. Edward Cullen meets Squidward from Spongebob. Good term to use if you are a Twilighter who does not take yourself too seriously, or, better yet, one who absolutely detests Stephenie Meyer and finds Edward to be somewhat, well, squid-faced.
Psh, yeah, would you shut up about Squidward Cullen or whoever it is you're obsessed with these days?
by that one odd hottie July 1, 2008
Get the Squidward Cullenmug.