Sporking

Spooning with a raging boner.

I didn't realize that Russel and I were sporking until I felt a little something from behind.

by jayquanderulo June 7, 2015

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sporking

Much like spooning your partner in bed-but with two fingers in the crapper

Does your girlfriend like spooning? No she likes sporking

by toadvine August 25, 2013

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a spork is what comes 5 month later after a spoon and fork love each other very much, but are too horny, drunk and clumsy to remember to wear a condom. to make it worse miss spoon parents are catholic so they forbid her daugther to get an abortion and force fork to marry her even when they're just high school teens, trunking they deluded dreams and hopes, forced to become teen parents. unfortunely daddy never gets to see his child born because he dies 3 mouth later of a meth overdose due the pressure of his wrong actions and rush desitions, now mommy spoon face her dark fate of becoming a single mom before she is even allowed into a bar all this stress induce a premature labor before the chromosome Y completed the transformation of the fetus causing the creature not to becaming a fully developed fork neither a spoon

Hospital saint-silverware

"middle of premature labor"
nurse: push
ms. spoon: nnnghaaaah!
doctor: I can see its head on more time, harder!
ms. spoon: aaaaanggAAHH!
doctor: is a fork... no wait... is a spork!?
baby spork: niiaaah *sniff* niiiaaaah...
ms. spoon: what?! lemme see

by 26muel November 13, 2013

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