Spoon

A metal object used for shovelling food into the mouth(1) and or and insult.(2)

1.Tim ate polietly with his spoon.
2.That guys a right spoon.

by Ambug July 20, 2007

spoon

the act genital to genital interaction without intercourse.

ie.
Penis to Ass while sleeping or laying in bed.

by alyssa January 1, 2004

Spoon

1) something that is too big

2) something that is too ripe

3) something too sexy for one's shirt

1) My spoon is too big.

2) My spoon is too ripe.

3) My spoon is too sexy for my shirt.

by Billy Beeth December 6, 2003

spoon

someone who is compelety stupid

god ur a spoon

by babydunn October 28, 2003

spoon

an object used by ass wipes who cant use knives and forks!

the spoon is for your soup/ pudding ass wipe!!

by dinkle 78 August 4, 2003

Spoon

The combination of the words Snow and Poon.

Paul-Did you get that spoon on the skii lift?
Ed- I sure did!
Paul- I sure wish I could get spoon like you with them dairyfarmers

by Spoon man420 March 15, 2010

Spoon

A dumbass or asshole. Basically someone who acts really dumb or doesn't think before they do shit.

"That girl is such a spoon, what's wrong with her?"

by Elmoisdope11 March 6, 2017