Random Rambling and Spontaneity Disorder, also known as RRSD, is a social disorder in which an infected person suffers from excessive oral diarrhea, confused thoughts and impulsive actions.
RRSD is highly contagious, and is transmitted through any form of communication. It affects mainly people between the ages of 10 to 30.
So far no cure has been found, but many studies are being performed to find the cure to this horribly awkward and uncomfortable disease.
The disease was discovered on May 29th, 2011, by two high school students in Portland, Oregon.
RRSD is highly contagious, and is transmitted through any form of communication. It affects mainly people between the ages of 10 to 30.
So far no cure has been found, but many studies are being performed to find the cure to this horribly awkward and uncomfortable disease.
The disease was discovered on May 29th, 2011, by two high school students in Portland, Oregon.
Joe: "Hi my name is Joe, what's your name, wow I like your shoes, is it getting hot in here? I think I'm wearing too many sweaters, do I look fat in this shirt, WOAH it is really hot in here!"
Doctor: "I do believe this man has Random Rambling and Spontaneity Disorder (RRSD)."
Doctor: "I do believe this man has Random Rambling and Spontaneity Disorder (RRSD)."
by Dr. Koolkat October 24, 2011
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Bro Emily totally dominated that spontaneous pants off dance off last night CJ was so ashamed she lost and had to remain pantless the rest of the night!
by emrahrah June 22, 2012
Get the Spontaneous pants off dance off mug.Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge, or SMBFD, is an extreme condition occurring at random without warning.
The potential side-effects include, but are not limited to: severe humiliation, emotional trauma, temporary to permanent paralysis of the face during Discharge, speech impediments, IBS, ED, and death.
Simultaneous discharges are as follows, in no particular order: tears, laughter, ejaculation, explosive defecation, projectile vomiting, coughing, sneezing, burping, and urination. Some cases have reported a brief scream prior to the simultaneous discharge. Causes are still unknown, and thus occurrences have been established to be completely random. Female cases have also been reported, and every side-effect is involved, excluding of course ED.
Victims of SMBFD have been known to lose consciousness immediately following the Discharge, only to regain it minutes to hours later. Unfortunately, amnesia is not a side-effect.
The potential side-effects include, but are not limited to: severe humiliation, emotional trauma, temporary to permanent paralysis of the face during Discharge, speech impediments, IBS, ED, and death.
Simultaneous discharges are as follows, in no particular order: tears, laughter, ejaculation, explosive defecation, projectile vomiting, coughing, sneezing, burping, and urination. Some cases have reported a brief scream prior to the simultaneous discharge. Causes are still unknown, and thus occurrences have been established to be completely random. Female cases have also been reported, and every side-effect is involved, excluding of course ED.
Victims of SMBFD have been known to lose consciousness immediately following the Discharge, only to regain it minutes to hours later. Unfortunately, amnesia is not a side-effect.
So I was walking to the counter at the library, when suddenly I cried, laughed, pissed and shat myself, puked, coughed, sneezed, and burped--all at the same time. It was so overwhelming that I passed out and woke up several minutes later, lying in a pool of my own fluids. Apparently, I also came, too. I heard a librarian murmur "It's Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge. He's got the SMBFD." I ran out, sweating and needing to take a shit; I tried to talk but couldn't. I never want to, either, not about what happened.
by Abaddon Uziel December 10, 2009
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"dude, Mikey spontaneously aspirated in my backseat while we were coming home from the party last night. It took me four rolls of paper towel, two bottles of Nil-Odour, and three of those little green tree air freshers to make it even bearable in here"
"dude, Mikey spontaneously aspirated in my backseat while we were coming home from the party last night. It took me four rolls of paper towel, two bottles of Nil-Odour, and three of those little green tree air freshers to make it even bearable in here"
by GinSeven February 4, 2010
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"Can you imagine if today was Thursday instead of Tuesday?"
"Honestly, if it were thursday, we would all contract spontaneous synchronized shitting sarcoma and have to change our pants"
"Honestly, if it were thursday, we would all contract spontaneous synchronized shitting sarcoma and have to change our pants"
by chessmasterflex January 20, 2010
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Spontanaeity fun choredom
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Jumping on a train coz you have $4 and you don't want to go home so you end up in the wop wops.
Going to see a movie coz you have absolutely nothing better to do.
Walking down the road at midnight to your local park coz you can't sleep.
Staying at one's house for a week coz you can't be bothered moving.
These are all prime examples of spontaneousness!! =
Going to see a movie coz you have absolutely nothing better to do.
Walking down the road at midnight to your local park coz you can't sleep.
Staying at one's house for a week coz you can't be bothered moving.
These are all prime examples of spontaneousness!! =
by j_clark135 October 15, 2010
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