splode

v. To projectile vomit while simultaneously experiencing explosive diarrhea.

1. After a night of drinking and a morning of haggis, he sploded all over the hallway on a desperate attempt to reach the bathroom.

by kevM October 31, 2014

sploffage

The spare paper cuttings of paper after cutting something out of it

I was cutting a piece of paper one day, and sploffage was all over the table.

by Arti Hali November 8, 2005

shlok

he is best boy.
if he is your boyfriend,then you are luckiest.
you love him

he love you

shlok shlok shlok

by unnati babariya December 21, 2021

Sploink

When the penis misses the vagina completely and goes full force into the taint. The resulting force causes a severe bend or flex in the erect penis resulting in pain and discomfort to the penis and sometimes the taint region.

I was bangin your mom super hard from behind, she was really liking it. She started bucking around and I tried to slam it in there hard and got a severe sploink that pretty much put me out of commission for an hour or so.

by Airgazim September 3, 2007

Splakaveli

A man who is very good in bed."Splakavillain" can be used for a varient. This word derives from "Tupac/Makaveli." Makaveli is thought to be the don thug of the rap game, So Splakaveli is the don sexual beast.

Hey did you hear that "John Doe" had "Lisa" going all night. Yah she told me he's splakaveli under the sheets.

by Von J November 30, 2007

Sploink

To tug

I sploink that gloop it then a splurg get doinked

by EpicGamingTimeBabe November 21, 2020

sploinburger

A word used when an expletive is deemed too harsh and you need a quick escape word to help you out. It's a substitue word.

"You are such a sploinburger"

by Neil Mahoney August 27, 2007