log splitter

when a female shits on her partners chest while wearing a g string or a thong, thus splitting the log.

denise said she was suprised when tony asked for a log splitter.

by Bigger Johnson February 3, 2009

Shitter Splitter

Underwear that seperates the butt cheeks

I would love to see her in a shitter splitter instead of those granny panties.

by DEESEL12 January 13, 2006

Ass splitter

A rare type of turd that is so big around that it is very hard and takes a lot of time and work to get it out of your ass.

sorry I took so long,I had an ass splitter.

by The Fury 13 December 12, 2010

lane splitter

When excess underwear traffic squeezes in on your crotch rocket. You have to find some breathing room, commit to a line and hope everything stays in its designated lane.

They say it takes balls to pull a Lane Splitter. But it usually it usually takes a hand, too.

by Tommy_John December 3, 2015

illinois rail splitter

when a women spreads her vaginal lips and massages your penis with them without insertion

you: "rachel's such a tease, she only gave me the illinois rail splitter last night after promising more."
me:" at least you got off"

by Wicked CP November 29, 2012

Cincinnati Splitter

When the seam of a guy's tight pants separates his dick from his balls, or his balls from one another.
Anytime that a man's genitals are divided by the seam of some tight pants.

I got rid of those jeans because I realized I was walking around with a Cincinnati Splitter.

by GullibleZine February 22, 2009

Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter

The sexual act in which a man puts 2 eggs in between a woman's breasts(while laying in bed) and then sit on them for a solid 2 - 5 hours with a heating lamp near by and the room temperature very high. Then when he gets up, they should be hot, goey, and sticky. He will then proceed to use this as lube for violent sex afterwards. Then, with some of the eggshells, he will proceed to scrape her nipples until they are a bloody pulp.

Me: Dude, im so nervous...
Friend: Whys that?
Me: Sally wants me to do a Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter....I don't think I can sit still for that long!
Friend: Don't worry you'll be fine bro!!

by Shank0potomis August 1, 2012