Splitting Ass

Slang for anal sex, especially when the penis is thrust hard and unexpectedly causing an abrupt opening of the anus.

Damn look at the hiney on her, I'd like to split her ass.

Lisa is walking funny, Matt must have been splitting ass last night.

by Tripod House March 29, 2011

sloshing

(v) waiting until it has snowed an assload and then melted down into slush just so you can go out in your car and speed through the huge drifts of slush spraying it onto other cars. Master sloshers can slosh so well the victim will need to get out of his/her car to wipe the their windshield off with their arm.

Isn't that annoying blonde chick with the glasses you just said hi to the one we hit last time we went sloshing. DUDE she was totally pissed, we got her so good she had to wipe her windshield off with her sleeve!

by YeoYoungLee October 21, 2010

Splitting the meat

When a female spreads her vulva in a welcoming manner.

Cathy was splitting the meat and the many bishops around her were intrigued.

by BigJockKnew1688 April 13, 2010

Gulley Slushing

The act of pleasuring an individual through the insertion fingers or other objects inside the vagina.

He was Gulley Slushing her behind the bins.

by Rigbo84 August 31, 2018

lane splitting

Riding a motorcycle between two traffic lanes between cars.

There were a ton of cars on the roads during rush hour, so I started lane splitting to get ahead of the traffic.

by TK9 July 10, 2013

Sloshing

the act of fingering but when your fingers get tired and cramp and the male ends up moving the whole arm to try and imitate the desired motion. One could say its like small punches to the vagina. Commonly confused with fisting.

Connor ended up sloshing shelly into a coma.

by the all knowing phantom June 4, 2012

Spliting

A new form of planking created for the exceptionaly flexible people. It is done in random places and times.

They were walking by, and saw a few people spliting on the park bench.

by thedumbcoolkids July 4, 2011