a phrase usually referring to a big black man however he has a white mans penis. usually they are racist towards said penis and commit hate crimes on it.
“bro i was about to fuck a dude but he was a splinka!!”
by cuando69 April 7, 2021
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Friend 2: “I know man I just be having so many bitches on my sploinky.”
Friend 2: “I know man I just be having so many bitches on my sploinky.”
by John Persona October 4, 2022
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A feeling of general elation, specifically a feeling of general elation without any discernible cause.
by CharleCrab August 19, 2023
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As I played flappy bird I tapped my phone so hard that I had a pink slinky and needed it be surgically removed.
by ICYBOATBOY February 15, 2018
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To pass out at a party then get mercilessly Bitched by your friends E.g have a bald patch shaved into the back of your head and a giant penis drawn onto it.....
Aimz "Dude what happened to you!"
Vikki " I passed out at chelsea's party and dean shaved off my eyebrows"
Aimz "oh man u pulled a slinky!"
some time later...
Aimz "Did u hear about vikki pulling a Slinky at the party? She lost her eyebrows, fuckin hilarious right?"
Vikki " I passed out at chelsea's party and dean shaved off my eyebrows"
Aimz "oh man u pulled a slinky!"
some time later...
Aimz "Did u hear about vikki pulling a Slinky at the party? She lost her eyebrows, fuckin hilarious right?"
by Elgrandcanyonero April 23, 2011
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