spaffed

Boris Johnson defines spaffed as 'the spending of public money on non-recent child abuse investigations'.

“You know, £60m I saw was being spaffed up a wall on some investigation into historic child abuse and all this kind of thing. What on earth is that going to do to protect the public now?”

by This Is Not Rob March 13, 2019

Spaff Wrangling

Ensuring a cowboy's ten-gallon hat is full to the brim with manky-man-splash.

I got caught spaff wrangling, but I only got the electric chair.

by Mr WithersSpakeThrust May 27, 2009

Percy Spliff

Derived from "Personal Spliff". A spliff that is just big enough to get one person high, usually consisting of 0.5 grams or lower. Also called a "Piner" or "Personal Piner" because the sliff or is so small.

Guy1: yo man you wanna pitch on a blunt?
Guy2: naw, ill just smoke a percy spliff.
Guy1: whateva.

by Ethan Mcgoon February 24, 2008

Spliffic

The feeling of pleasure while eating a Splice Ice Cream on a hot day.

Brad described the Ice-Cream as Spliffic on the boiling hot day as it dripped down his fingers.

by Wade3Brad6 November 1, 2009

spliff

A joint (marijuana cigarette)sometimes rolled with half weed, half tobaco, or sprinkled along the bud.

Smoke a big spliff with some good sensimillia

by J-Dawg November 7, 2003

Union Spliff

Where a white guy and a black guy first meet, they smoke a spliff rolled with an L, using a black rizla and a white rizla for the end. The white end is then smoked by the black guy and the black by the white guy. The acquaintance is then official.

Jamal: yo homie nice to meet you dawg.
Chris: nice to meet you too bro.
Jamal: man lets make this official with a union spliff.
Chris: neat idea Jamal.

by nicholasgreen May 11, 2011

spliffables

Any potential objects and/or consumables that have anything to do with the manufacturing of spliffs.

Marijuana, Skins, tobacco, filter paper, tips, grinders, lighter, saliva, lungs, brains(some), psychadelic bugs.
"Could you pass me my spliffables, so we can get this party started?"
"F+ck man I lost all my spliffables!"

by Mr Weegels September 27, 2006