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Spikey shit

When your are taking a shit and it feels like a cactus is sliding out of your asshole.
John: Damn bro, I just took a spikey shit. My asshole fucking hurts.

Bill: Ah, sorry about that dude. Those are the worst.
by Defon April 7, 2018
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spike6876988

wow the spike6876988 is a chad wowowwowowowo
by spike94 September 2, 2021
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joe spires

A Joe Spires is incredibly strong and has a lot going on in his life. he likes rugby, and generally all sports that involve physical contact. He is very gentle and kind you just need to get to know them first. He is good in bed and has never hit a girl in his life. He makes a perfect husband/boyfriend and is very good a cooking.
You see him over there he is so strong he must be called Joe Spires.
by Harriet trusk December 25, 2021
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lag spike

When participating in internet activities such as games or chat and your internet connection suddenly lags very badly for a brief amount of time. The spike part comes from how sudden the lag is and how high it gets in such a short time.
"I had a huge killing spree going in UT until I got hit with some major lag spike and some fucking noob fragged me."

"Lag spike fucking sucks!"
by IceWarm July 23, 2004
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Spike Girl

A classy lady who likes to get out and shake her booty, and has no need or intentions of hooking up with any slut puppies...
Bella likes to do dancing at the Spike and listen to live music... she is a Spike Girl for sure... and all the men know that.. so they treat her like a lady...
by Ciao... January 8, 2009
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blown spokes

you ever see a porno and the girls a**hole looks tore up before anything ever penetrates it? Well that's called "blown spokes." Like the spokes of a bike that was messed up.
Tore up
Burnt out
Ate up
by pookamiss June 21, 2012
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Junior Spies

From George Orwell's 1984. Kids that are brainwashed in order to monitor adults from committing thoughtcrimes.
The Parson's children were junior spies. They accused Winston of thoughtcrimes.
by Victor MMMMMMMMMM February 19, 2007
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