Sparky Clasp

When you stick your pp in her booty and hit her with a taser so you get that nice tingly clasp

I gave her the ole sparky clasp. I think she’s the one

by Creamhardcryharder January 31, 2022

Sparky Marky

A loser who doesn't mind his own business also a man who does not get loved by his wife

That guy right there he's a Sparky Marky

by anonymous February 2, 2022

Sparky UN

This is sexuality, terrorist group UN who SPARKY is fat pin pig. SPARKY UN have more shit sus my pup.

Sparky UN- NO MORE, I LOVE GUN

by Dankasus April 6, 2021

Sparky water

It is another term for sparling or bubbly water. This has been in use in Houston, Texas since August 2024.

That is really good sparky water, and so much more refreshing than other types.

by Houston Mark January 13, 2025

Sparky Lock

When something is easy or free. When you know you have the bag secured.

If your boy is talking to a girl he wants and she calls him cute, you would say, "Oh, that's a sparky lock."

by GEOMACHINE February 21, 2025

Sparky

A racial slur for BX-Series Commando Droids.

Clone trooper, talking to dead battle droid: How do you like it now, eh sparky⸮

by visaa August 10, 2024

Sparky; God Of War

Different religions have different gods. Roman God Of War is Mars. Greek God Of War is Ares. I could go on about different variations of Gods Of War for all religions but that isn't my point. I came here to tell you about Sparky. My religion's God Of War.

Unlike most Gods Of War Sparky cares about humans. He's a protector. Most gods abuse their power and treat humans as pawns. Sparky doesn't. He cares. Sparky is a good god. Sparky only goes to war / fights when its needed. He doesn't use violence as a 1st resort. Sparky uses violence only when he must. Sparky only fights when its for a right cause. Like protecting others. Or punishing bad. Sparky believes in just.

Now to tell you about Sparky's skills / powers. Sparky is trained in every weapon. He's perfected every weapon. Sparky mastered every martial art. Bruce Lee (the greatest martial artist human) was a disciple of Sparky. Bruce Lee's main teacher was Ip Man but Sparky taught Bruce too. Also Sparky taught the police and military so they can protect and serve society. Anything related to martial arts Sparky was involved in. Sparky has the skills of a olympic gold medalist. Also he has infinite power. He has the powers of every other god / goddess. Sparky is a beast.

Luckily for us Sparky is on our side. He'll be there to protect us and save us from danger. He's like Thor. A superhero god. Sparky is a hero. He is the nicest and best God Of War. He is the true God. He sets the tone for all of the others.

Person A "Who's your favorite God?"
Person B "Sparky; God Of War...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Sparky, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Sparky? He's just the best!"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary May 25, 2025