Sandy Vagina

a "man" who complains like a woman with sand in her vagina.

Don Pavlic is a sandy vagina.

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

Sandy J

The act of giving a someone a hand job using sand paper only.

Jeff gave Harold one hell of a Sandy J today.

Oh shit dude, I hope my girlfriend doesn't give me a Sandy J tonight.

by beemd June 3, 2013

Sandy cheeks

Big fat arse cheeks that love a slap

Give me a huge sandy cheeks. I want to hear a fucking loud slap

by Djruffglove September 14, 2018

Hand-shandy

A sexual act carried out by all classes of society amongst males of solitary habits upon their own loins, or by a female upon the loins of a male. It involves the manual manipulation of the male organ in order to achieve sexual solace. This practise is very common. It is believed that the term refers to the white froth found floating on a glass of shandy (an alcoholic fizzy drink comprised of beer and lemonaide) and the similarities between this foam and the effluxion of sexual fluid that occurs during the moment of male solace.

‘Bert couldn’t wait to get in the back seat with Edna. She asked him if he wanted a hand-shandy!’

by Colonel Barnaby February 15, 2023

sandy pelican

while fucking a chick on the beach, taking your skin baton out, stickin it in the sand then right back into her bearded clam!

I love sandy pelicans!

by John Burke November 22, 2003

Dirty Sandy

When the female stuffs her finger into her box, then pulls her finger out and wipes it across your lip.

Similar to the dirty sanchez.

I stuck my finger down my wife's butt crack and wiped it across her lip and yelled "DIRTY SANCHEZ!", which she responded by sticking her finger in her box then wiping it on my lip and yelling "DIRTY SANDY!"

by Electric Mayhem November 11, 2004

Sandy

The most amazing kind of girl in the universe. Sandys are the smartest, prettiest, bravest, no-nonsense women you can find on planet Earth. A Sandy is the girl you'll want to marry. Sandy's are amazing kissers and make amazing food. They are the most artistic beings and are well knowing in all things sexual.

Sandy is the love of my life.
Sandy is amazing.
Will you marry me, Sandy?
Sandy has a long term boyfriend, and all you have is some fat long-haired freak.

by sheen neutron October 16, 2008