The act of taking your piece of shit cell phone back to the store and shoving up the salesperson's ass.
I am so sick of this fucking cell phone. I have had it replaced at least ten times and each one of them has been worst than the last.
I'm going to use this one for a little cell-u-lar-sodomy.
I'm going to use this one for a little cell-u-lar-sodomy.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
Get the cell-u-lar-sodomymug. A mythical creature who roams the streets of Philadelphia and persuades homeless junkies to sell their souls for pocket change under a legally binding contract. The Great Incesto is also rumored to have magically flown these "homeless junkies" into the sky and given them the ass raping of their life. It is also believed that The Great Incesto is the mother and brother of all homeless junkies, hence the name "Incesto". Contrary to textbooks and popular belief, The Great Incesto never carries his sodomy in a magic bag.
"Hey man, did you give that crackhead any money?"
"Fuck that, I'd rather watch him get his ass raped by The Great Incesto and His Flying Sodomy for 45 cents.
"Fuck that, I'd rather watch him get his ass raped by The Great Incesto and His Flying Sodomy for 45 cents.
by Bobby Baloney October 9, 2009
Get the The Great Incesto and His Flying Sodomymug. An act of repentance undertaken at a brothel by the accused for the crimes of no-contact committed against long lost fellows who were forgotten after the accused was solemnized in an event called marriage
by Ethanhunt640 June 27, 2025
Get the Sodomymug. Bureaucratic sodomy, is the bullshit one receives, outside of the law, from the bully in authority exclusively to maintain their emotional zone of of omnipotence when one crosses paths formally.
I reported a map that was 180 degrees wrong to the said authorities, instead of turning it around it was removed and a new map was installed 135 degrees wrong, as an example of bureaucratic sodomy. My attempt to address this resulted in an email claiming the new map was to better inform people and the original map was still in place, basically implying I was off my medication, as an example of further bureaucratic sodomy.
by Bald Older Bloke. April 5, 2023
Get the Bureaucratic sodomymug. It's a normal sodomy in a virgin and tigh asshole or with anal inconfort and the guy cum in. When the bottom gone shit ther shit could be like neapolitan ice cream.
by maldazar September 11, 2021
Get the neapolitan sodomymug. Basically it's a UC story about an asian nigga and a flower femboy gardener faggot living together until one day they went to the garden only for brown slent eyes to peg his flower boyfriend and have gay anal sex with him the whole day and then at the end their daughter was watching and she somehow got turned on by it. To Be Continued.
by WWW.COMPASS September 11, 2023
Get the Garden Sodomymug. An individual who participates frequently in sodomistic acts on or in relation to particular orifices on the human or any given body.
Tom: bro I just got done ravaging Jessica’s corn cutter, it was so hot! I love assholes!
Brock: bro, you are such a sodomy surfer!
Brock: bro, you are such a sodomy surfer!
by Corncutter69 June 25, 2022
Get the Sodomy surfermug.