social media sympathy 

posting blanket statements to create reactions with hopeful opposite expectations.

Their social media sympathy is ridiculous, one minute they post how they hate everyone and want to be left alone, then complain how nobody pays them any attention.

social media sympathy by Sagealicious May 28, 2017

Social Media Taylor Swift 

A girl who constantly posts on Social Media about how horrible the guy is that she just ended a relationship with. Not realizing that she might be the problem, or that she should date better guys, therefore she is the problem by default for making such a stupid choice.

Person 1: "Dude Susie is all over social media bashing the guy that just cheated on her."

Person 2: "Give her a week and they will be back together, or she will be dating another loser, because she is a moron."

Person 1: "You mean I am going to have to listen to this crap again?"

Person 2: "Many times my friend, many times. She is a Social Media Taylor Swift."

Social Media Taylor Swift by Hey Jack June 7, 2017

Social media dumb 

A person who does not react, post or comment on social media at all/often although he or she has a social media account so wtf....

Jhonny: wtf Bob! you never react to my memes.

Bob: sorry man, I laughed tho. I'm just social media dumb

Social media dumb by Fafouna33 August 20, 2017

social media homicide 

The act of character assassinating a person or entity via social media.

That bastard cheated I'm going to commit social media homicide.

social media homicide by Esotericdom November 30, 2017

Social Media Grandparent 

A grandparent who appears to be helpful and involved on social media. They only actually participate in situations in which the parents of the children are present, so they don’t actually have to help with anything. They have every excuse in the book when you beg them to babysit the children they post all over Facebook as grandparent of the year.

“why can’t you and your husband go on a date?” “We don’t have a babysitter” “but i thought your mom was so involved with the kids??” “Oh no, only on Facebook. She’s a social media grandparent.”

Social Media Grandparent by Frustrated Daughter October 16, 2018

Social Media Dirty Bomb 

A strategy of Social Media influencers to drop trails of bad information and or conspiracy theories to try to gain traction and a following. The goal to go viral with retweets spreading misinformation causing confusion while dog whistling to like minded people and groups. Posts also attempt to connect different conspiracy theories to gain legitimacy.

Tactic of Troll Farms.

While scrolling through twitter i stumbled across a Social media dirty bomb about russian carrots, american potatoes, and a false missile alert, the bots must be on crack.

Social Media Dirty Bomb by redbent January 14, 2019

Social Media Millionaire 

Someone who posts pictures of elaborate objects via social media to impress those that may view even though they may not actually own it.

Did you see that Lambo that Cecil posted? Does he actually own it or is he playing social media millionaire?

Social Media Millionaire by Motosaki410 May 14, 2019