sop

someone who is very slow and stupid. slang usually used in Britain

you : i just won £100,000,000

them : really?

you : no you, sop!

by jynxz February 10, 2024

Sopping

Sobbing while mopping.

"I walked in on my son cleaning while crying, and he was sopping the kitchen floor.'

by Arsonist Dragon July 29, 2022

Sop

One of the dumbest creatures to ever be created, a rather ungrateful pet that eats anyone who desides to disagree with it. Often showing a great degree of annoyance when spoken to, quick to anger and has a huge temperament issue. Impolite, stubborn and oblivious.

Oh no someone left their pet Sop on the sidewalk, it looks aggressive you must avoid it. Don't touch it!

by Mischievoussnake September 12, 2022

Sop

Soup without the "u" (soup you eat alone because you have no friends except the cat that cannot consume human food.)

Brian ate his sop whilst crying and thinking about that bitch Karen

by ʢ◉ᴥ◉ʡ July 27, 2019

SOPS

An acronym for Sudden Onset Pooping Syndrome which is the sudden intense urge to need to poop which comes out of nowhere

Bob: Uh oh I have to shit!
Tyler: Why didn’t you go earlier?
Bob: I’ve got SOPS man!

by Augmented aphid December 13, 2021

Sop

A commonly used Guyanese slang word for cash.

Right now I could use a sop, I'm broke.
I think she's having a sop right, she has a lot of gift bags.

by kidprozz March 1, 2023

Canadian sop

A drink of liquor or Canadian water that is poisoned with arsenic or poison

One sip of canadian sop and your life goes down the drain

by Stene987 November 1, 2020