sodomobile

The cure for right wing american christians.

I f'cked fred phelps on the sodomobile yesterday!

by george miller January 25, 2005

Solomon Religious

When a person or people pick and choose their personal belief in satirical humor
in everyday life.

Mrs T. -Its 25 minutes till Shabbas, how will you ever make it to short hills on time threw Friday afternoon traffic??..
Reb Yid -Don't worry were Solomon Religious! The Rebba gives us an extra 36 minutes to talk
on are blackberry and drive on the shoulder..

by Joshy Poo23 January 30, 2009

solomon schechter

Solomon Schechter is a K-8 private school in suburban Chicago for rich bratty Jewish kids, where the only thing worse than the girl drama is the school's administration. Many of the boys don't understand basic hygiene I don't know if they have even discovered deodorant. Some of the girls apply a whole bottle of perfume every. single. fucking. day. leaving the locker room smelling like body odor and gross perfume. Half of he guys dress like highlightrs. Some of the teachers are extreemly bipolar, to such an extent that eating one too many snacks can push some past their breaking point. If you want to torture your kids, send them here. Schechter makes even Edgewood Middle School seem like a nice place to send your kids.

Person 1: "Where do you go to school?"
Person 2: "I go to Solomon Schechter."
Person 1: " Ew!"

by LyfeIsABitch November 25, 2019

Slomoto Wilkins

SOmeone who increases the volume of his speech when content is not sufficient.

Keith Rhodes

by Stephen Rhodes December 8, 2003

Solomang

A crotchety old man of the Solomang lineage, descending from the land fills of Long Island.

Dude, you smell and act like a Solomang?

by Jarrod Dillon November 14, 2003

Soloamory

Soloamory is the practice, desire, or acceptance of loving only thyself. It is distinct from monogamy or polyamory in the fact that one can never love anyone else since no other individual can ever measure up to oneself. Typical traits of the soloamorous include: Elitism, Delusions of Grandeur, Inflated Ego, Positive Sociopathy, and Mirror-Induced erections

Soloamory

by The Real Shocky February 18, 2013

Solomon's finger

A small, shrivelled, usually foul smelling member, reminiscent of an ancient wizards finger.

To be honest, when I saw he had a Solomon's finger I knew it wasn't going to be a great night.

by Truthsayer27 May 16, 2011