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Screen-Snorting

Screen Snorting: The act of receiving a snap (only from my gorgeous queen of a woman Amilia) and finding the sender (once again my sexy ass mf Amilia) to be so god damn fine that you must take a hit of the screen, a snort of you will. So you cock ur head back and rail that line of pure gorgeousness.
Girl (Amilia): *sends snap*

Dude: *screen-snorting immediately*
by Baller2424 September 26, 2023
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Drive-by-snozzing

When your dog comes and wipes its nose accross your body, and or arms and legs, getting its boogers all over you.
I was a victim of a-drive by-snozzing

Doggy, you have me a drive-by-snozzing.
by Alexalilly October 9, 2014
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Murphy's Law of Snoring

"Your slumber-partner will snooze silently during periods that you're up and away from the boudoir, but then he will totally 'saw logs' whenever you're actually cohabitating with him --- and wanting to get some shut-eye --- in the same bed."
Perhaps many instances of Murphy's Law of Snoring stem from the snorer's needing more space to "spread out", which he would have whenever he has the whole bed to himself; being more cramped can restrict air-passages and so on..
by QuacksO September 29, 2019
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Reverse Soda Snorting

Laughing when drinking soda and shooting it out your nose, and the burning to follow is like hell fire in your nostrils
I was talking about sex related role-playing activities with my D&D group and one of my friends started reverse soda snorting
by BadDragonToysRUs October 2, 2020
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The angry Snoring bagpipe

Also known as a french bulldog. This term is used because the dog is stored under your arm and snores continuously.
by Gatchabitch March 9, 2021
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Psychosomatically Sensing Cocaine Is More Addicting Than Snorting Cocaine
Psychosomatically Sensing Cocaine Is More Addicting Than Snorting Cocaine
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Psychosomatically Sensing Cocaine Is More Addictive Than Snorting Cocaine
Psychosomatically Sensing Cocaine Is More Addictive Than Snorting Cocaine
by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025
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