Sausage Porridge

When a man reached Orgasm and his Meat Rod lobs a batch of Sausage Porridge.

I went with this girl last night and lobbed a batch of sausage porridge all over her face and gave her an organic face wash

by Glokenspink March 15, 2013

sausage pox

A medical condition of lesions on male genitalia usually as a result of unprotected intercourse. Frequently requires medical evaluation and treatment.

I'm really worried I caught sausage pox from that girl again last night bro.

by Russellrowsey April 25, 2017

Sausage City

Prison or a place full of sausages.

Me: “Man, ‘Quez, did you hear that Damean is headed to Sausage City?”
Quez: “Nah, what’s that?”
Me: “That’s Prison, you know, the booty house.”

by Thug Roy February 20, 2019

Spearman sausage slapper

The brand of hockey stick Mike Richards of the Philadelphia Flyers uses to play extra well in his games. Richards is the spearman and he uses his stick to slap the sausage (hockey puck).

Did you see that goal scored with the Spearman Sausage Slapper?

by SpearmanRules April 22, 2009

too much sausage in the gumbo

Mainly applicable to hot tub parties, but can refer to any social gathering which has a greater than 3 to 1 ratio of males to females. Based on the generally accepted practice of mixing seafood (particuarly oysters, which resemble female gentalia when shucked and slightly cooked), and sausage (no explanation needed), 50-50 in a gumbo stew. This phrase is best understood, and thusly used for humorous purposes in southern parts of the U.S. where people make and eat gumbo on a regular basis.

I went to my friends hot tub party in New Orleans, but after seeing that he had invited 45 of his frat boy buddies and only three chicks, it was a clear case of "too much sausage in the gumbo".

by grind s. September 24, 2013

Stale Sausage

An errection that may also have an unusual crusty look to it or a displeasing smell thus displaying similar traits to a sausage that has passed its expiration date.

Man: Fancy a ride on my stale sausage?
Woman: Christ no! God knows what I'll catch with that thing.

by WackyZ The P December 14, 2009

big sausage pizza

When a man asks a woman if she would like a pizza with extra sausage, but to her suprise when she opens the pizza the mans penis is poking through the warm cheese.

"Did someone order a big sausage pizza?"

by j3wsus September 12, 2005