Humane Slaughter

The best example of an Oxymoron you can have.
There is no humane way to kill something that doesn't want to die.

Be humane; be vegan.

The use of humane slaughter does not justify the needless killing of animals.

by nitram June 3, 2018

slaughter

1. A town in Texas which, contrary to its name, has never had a single homocide.

2. You can't spell it without "Laughter."

1. Nobody got killed there.

2. "You can't spell "slaughter" without "laughter!"

by cantusesupermoobecauseitwastaken January 15, 2007

Tod Slaughter

A jumped up, sexing his own bum English gentleman who was interviewed by Borat Ishmael Chorkyz Sagdiyev about the sport of Bowling on a Channel 4 documentary. He finds his own quips hilaric and oestentacious, occasionally secreting excrement from his anus hole and in to his Y-front knickers, therefore creating a Prarie Dog, a.k.a. Touching Cloth. His favourite personal characteristic is his nickname, or his pseudonym, nome de gerre or soubriquet - Tod. He loves it and truly - if it was humanly possible, would intercourse oneself on a numerous and occasional basis.

1) Tod: "Tod Slaughter...Tawwwd Slawwghuter!"
"I always think of it...laaaaughter - with an S in front"

2) "My first name Tod - 'tis a nickname...a pseudonym, a nome de gerre...a soubriquet."

by Olli Phillips December 12, 2008

saturday night slaughter

the act of two guys tag teaming a girl on saturday night

jeremy: roy and wuhan totely pulled a saturday night slaughter on pebbles. . ha ha ha ha

by gnarkill1985 August 13, 2009

Slaughter County

A county in Washington state, renamed Kitsap County on July 13,1857. Kitsap County is home to Port Orchard, Bremerton, Olalla, Poulsbo and Silverdale. Despite its beauty, Slaughter County is full of rapists, killers and meth labs. Jokingly known as Kidnap County.

That crazy shit must have happened in Slaughter County.

Wanna see the Slaughter County Roller Vixens roller derby tonight?

by Jesucka November 6, 2012

I'll Slaughter Your Face in!

I'll slaughter your face in!
I made this up one day. I got really mad at this girl. And..I just said it....I make up a lot of what i say. Cause You know. I do DAT.

Examples:
- I'll slaughter your face in!!!
- ....Well....

People don't know how to respond to it. It's funny.

by Melon May 12, 2004

Slaughtered

You definitely had too much. You should start to think of quiting your favourite drug.

"Man, I'am slaughtered... That was good shit, but I think I had too much.
- Come on, dude. That was two weeks ago...

by Czi June 24, 2003