bagel snatcher

Literally means anal rapist, very serious insult.

Hey, I saw you going to 12th base with my fiancé, you bagel snatcher!

by cranberrywhisperer13 December 05, 2016

Turtle Snatcher

Someone who steals and/or snatches turtles; An abductor of turtles

Girl: I heard you got your turtle stolen over the weekend.

Boy: Yeah, stupid turtle snatcher!

by Chrisman270 November 09, 2010

baby snatcher

one who dates extremely young, prebubescent girls, with gapped teeth.

Beans: " I see you're still robbing the cradle you baby snatcher."

by laxsconz01 February 09, 2009

Schoolboy Snatcher

A woman of legal age who wishes to form sexual relations with school boys, usually between 14-17 years of age.
Reasons include:

-"cute" school uniform
-cute face
-young body
-retains the power to take away the boy's sexual innocence

wife: "Oh I'm such a schoolboy snatcher! My husband's only 16!"

Husband: "I hope this is legal"

by fannyflap September 24, 2008

virgin snatcher

a slut commonly called ashley, that likes to steal young boys virginity....there harsh whores.

dude my sister is such a virgin snatcher
i know she took my 15 year old brothers :)s

by jd333hgfhjng February 18, 2011

crumb snatcher

a person who shows up to smoke sessions with nothing to smoke and leeches off other people's sacks

johnny, that crumb snatcher just showed up and smoked the last of my sack

by tom hoyle March 04, 2006

penis snatcher

a man searching the web for a male companion pretending to be a young hot babe- upon meeting, he will go for a snatch of the gonads to show the dude who is boss.

guy:i was on that dating site looking for a hot babe, when i went to meet her it ended up being some old dude

other guy: dude what'd you do?

guy:i couldnt get away,he grabbed my sack first thing!

other guy:raunchy dude, what a penis snatcher!

by penissnatcher March 30, 2009