Munching

spitting some game to get with a girl

Ima bout to get some munching tonight!, cause ima pussylover!

by Fanta nigs September 6, 2010

slunching

Characterized by extremely eroded posture. The act of completely disregarding anything even approaching acceptable or naturally appearing posture.

That Stephen Hawking is always slunching.

by Penelope Cash February 12, 2009

carpet munching muff diver

a big fat lesbian.

usually short and buff with short hair and likes to dress either "vintage" or like a man.

wow, that guy/girl looks like she would be a carpet munching muff diver.

i.e. Ellen. Katy Perry. Miley Cyrus.

by TheQueenOfGhetto June 23, 2009

skunching

The skill, no, art, of having sexual intercourse with any other human being, in any orifice, by penetrating the opening with either your nose (if it is big enough), or the nose of a clown mask that the pitcher is wearing. Used commonly in conjunction with krumping.

"I totally was krumping, and I did a backflip and I accidentally skunched a bitch!" skunching

by Will Mayo May 10, 2006

Munching Off

A hybrid of munching and jacking off. When under the influence of chron-doggy, some people's munching crosses over into sexual experience.

The other night, I ordered the entire value menu at McDonalds and started munching off in front of my friends, like they weren't even there...

by pornmonster69 March 9, 2010

Slaunching

verb

To move rapidly in any direction, usually upwind, in order to not be offended by one's own stench.

You may have showered at someone else's house, Jill, but it's just a matter of time before you come slaunching back to me.

by Mikey the Sub-Genius December 13, 2017

carpet munching vacume whore

A lesbian that gets laid to often

You are a carpet munching vacume whore

by badjoe117 August 9, 2016