Plum Smuggler

1. A vain man wearing incredibly tight lower wear (speedo, bike shorts, unitard), who appears to be hiding plums right around the crotch.
2. A pimp trying to keep his gigolo(s) from being arrested.

1. Oh my GOD! Look at that plum smuggler in the water. I hope he doesn't scare any young children...
2. Damn man... I feel like such a plum smuggler. I can't send the boys out til the popo stop patrolling so often.

by TadBitBored May 13, 2008

Cock Smuggler

The act of trying to hide a boner in a group of people of public place.

I was a cock smuggler when the teacher called me up to the board.

by MSD12367 December 13, 2009

grape smuggler

A man who wears his pants too tight, giving the appearance that he's carrying grapes in his crotch. Also someone who proudly wears a speedo.

Check out the grape smuggler coming down the beach.

by Senorvee December 31, 2007

Salami Smuggler

Someone who can and will do anything to obtain and have penis crammed in virtually and orfiace....a favorite method is to play.."Hide the Cock" thus the phrase "Salami Smuggler".

"Damn that bitch takes so much cock shes got to be a salami smuggler

by NastyMaster101 January 18, 2009

watermelon smuggler

A Female with rather large breasts.

Yo dude.. Look at that watermelon smuggler

by MillchenzaParlletta December 9, 2007

dildo smuggler

1. a person who smuggles dildos for a living.
2.a similer to a dick tree or cunt tree
3.An asshole

what a dildo smuggler

by Ryder Cohen March 23, 2005

twat smuggler

A person who smuggles twat from an original twat pounder, without the original twat pounder finding out.

You nailed her last weekend? Dude, Sam has been pounding that twat for 3 months now, you are a fuckin' twat smuggler, keep it up man.

by A to the Z February 3, 2008