1. A vain man wearing incredibly tight lower wear (speedo, bike shorts, unitard), who appears to be hiding plums right around the crotch.
2. A pimp trying to keep his gigolo(s) from being arrested.
2. A pimp trying to keep his gigolo(s) from being arrested.
1. Oh my GOD! Look at that plum smuggler in the water. I hope he doesn't scare any young children...
2. Damn man... I feel like such a plum smuggler. I can't send the boys out til the popo stop patrolling so often.
2. Damn man... I feel like such a plum smuggler. I can't send the boys out til the popo stop patrolling so often.
by TadBitBored May 13, 2008

by MSD12367 December 13, 2009

A man who wears his pants too tight, giving the appearance that he's carrying grapes in his crotch. Also someone who proudly wears a speedo.
by Senorvee December 31, 2007

Someone who can and will do anything to obtain and have penis crammed in virtually and orfiace....a favorite method is to play.."Hide the Cock" thus the phrase "Salami Smuggler".
by NastyMaster101 January 18, 2009

by MillchenzaParlletta December 9, 2007

by Ryder Cohen March 23, 2005

A person who smuggles twat from an original twat pounder, without the original twat pounder finding out.
You nailed her last weekend? Dude, Sam has been pounding that twat for 3 months now, you are a fuckin' twat smuggler, keep it up man.
by A to the Z February 3, 2008
