Smithery

the action of an individual, deliberately causing (often significant) discomfort or upset to someone (known to him or otherwise), most likely resulting in him making an unjust gain at the expense of someone else.

INFORMAL – unashamed swindling or mugging off.

That guy lying on the couch over there has had an empty glass for ages. As soon as I went to get a fresh beer he said "hey mate, are you going to the fridge?" pointing at his glass. It was a classic smithery.

by willtaylor07 June 30, 2019

smithyes

a smithyes is a sweaty little fatty from england, he never gets any and farts way too much.

friend 1- whats that smell?
friend 2- i think it was smithyes

by Gibbbbbbbo October 21, 2019

Smithme

don't caress me

Smithme don't caress me, I'm good I don't want to be your bestie.

by smithme November 13, 2019

Smithe

To take a shit

Hang on man I gotta go smithe

by Spider 602 June 22, 2020

smithering

When you suck up to the group that is mistreating your own group by making fun of your group.

That nerd was totally smithering to the jocks by making fun of Star Trek.

Gay pundit Milo Yiannopoulos gained notoriety by smithering to the right wing media about feminists, even though they were also anti-gay.

by spackle2020 August 19, 2020

Smithed

When you are a six foot eight varsity basketball player and need your skinny five foot four friend to set you up with a girl and she agrees to go on a date with you but claims she has ACT tutoring and goes to a party.

Bro this girl really SMITHED me. I thought I had a chance with her.

by Terb01 September 28, 2020

smithberger

If you think of a rare burger.. you think of moist. Imagine the wettest burger you've ever seen. Leaking down both sides of your mouth.

I just had a smithberger ride my face.. almost drowned.

by The linc December 23, 2020