Smirkitis

A sudden urge to smirk or grin patronizingly at someone when they say something stupid (though you probably don't want them to see) or something you shouldn't be laughing at.
Often irresistible. Coined by poet Sanbud Tehrani.

"Don't bother, He knows I try to fight this
But whenever I hear Our Father or Allah Akbar
I feel a bout of smirkitis."

by TFE August 28, 2007

skirkify

1. the act of skirkification.
2. to explode (usually a living entity) characterized by a very gruesome and gory column of guts and remains.
3. to totally liquify (normally a human being) due to a tremendous amount of explosive force, either internally or externally. Common causes include panzerfaust, falling from a great altitude, dynamite, or airsrtike.
4. to explode in the game Return to Castle Wolfenstein.

root words: skirky

Squedge: "I'm a lieutenant."
Doc: "I'm a medic."
Squedge: "There's no way to get out of our base, you step outside and you instantly skirkify!"
Doc: "Wanna try the tunnels?"

by core5doc December 11, 2008

Smikki

Anything that is wicked or fabulous to look at, or you adimantly admire..

The U2 concert was so Smikki. or That external hardrive is Smikki because it had a Terrabite hard drive, and blue flashing neon lights.

by MuSeOnThElOoSe April 4, 2009

Smarketing

Brilliant Marketing ploys. Often using subtle and/or innovative ways to sell a product.

Dude, that shitty crunk-core band is selling lines of coke in the spine of their cds cases, now that's smarketing.

by geizo94 December 17, 2009

Captain Shirk

A sarcastic name for someone who tends to avoid his/her duty or responsibilities a lot.

John: "I think I am gonna skip my studying for tomorrow's exam and spend the night in front of the TV"

Brian: "Way to go, Captain Shirk"

by disco banana December 3, 2009

macauley smikoken'

1. a: One whom is hotter than smokin'

2. a: A Swede's attempt at pronouncing Macauley Kulkin

ex1.

Damn, that Barstool Local Smokeshow of the day is macauley smikoken'.

by jebediah-springfield January 26, 2012

Bedraggled Shirker

An unkept lazy worker that spends more energy trying to avoid work than producing anything productive. They often have a soul patch, don't iron their clothes and eat more then they work. Prone to outbreaks of lip herpies and other STI's that have have no issues with spreading to the general populce. If you have one in your workplace it is advised that you bring your own cutlery.

Jesus you bedraggled shirker do you have the lip herpies again.. please do some work around here and have some respect for you appearence you are looking like an unkept yeti.

by Battered worker November 22, 2017