Selflish

An action that someone does completely with their own self-interest in mind, but they try to convince you they did it your benefit.

"Hey I know you need to start your diet so I ate all your junk food."
"Wow... very selflish of you."

by sj_stock May 11, 2018

skelfish

The Art of Typing Scottish Slang, Whilst drunk on Buckfast and making colossal Typos so the text makes little to no sense at all but only those who have been in the presence of a Skelfish typer can successfully translate it.

Zip upl yerr fgy whewn yoi deal withj the publicv tae yerr bawbagh - Oh he's speaking Skelfish again!!

by Kolliiwobbles May 20, 2018

Shelfishness

the greedy act of removing all items from a store shelf

In an act of pure shelfishness, panicked people grabbed every available roll of toilet paper at the store within minutes of its opening.

by my959 March 29, 2020

smellyshirley

The best person ever!😄
shirley is so cool and amazing and i love her so much <333
absolute favourite mutual💞
she always makes my day😞💗
ily shitleigh!😄😄🕺🕺📦

hey, you know smellyshirley?
of course i do! she’s my favourite mutual!

by zaynsgf😂👍 September 26, 2021

Selfish orgy

One male having relations with four or more females that all consent. Must be simultaneously.

Origin 2022

After a night out, My dude had a selfish orgy

by 1-Ball August 7, 2022

Selfisher

To be more selfish

Ima be more selfisher

by Mackeezy February 6, 2023

Smellfie

When you're not sure if you have B.O. so you do a quick sniff, lifting one arm then the other to check your pits.

I wasn't sure if someone was cooking with onions so I took a smellfie to make sure it wasn't me.

by Extremejutsu January 20, 2023