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Panty Smasher

A gentleman who picks up girls regularly and defies popular norms in the west coast dating market. Number of scores is inversely proportional to looks, status and money. Seems to have the master pelvic garage door remote. Also ranked, from 1 to the current level cap of 85. See Level 85 Panty Smasher
Friend1: How come we're stuck at this tech conference drinking beers with a bunch of suits and Pierre managed to get the Microsoft booth girls into a game of naked Dance Central back at his hotel room?

Friend2: Don't let the glasses and object oriented programming skills fool you. Dude is a bonafide Panty Smasher.
by joerockets April 16, 2011
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satherday

The best fucking Saturday to get messed up on.
I am going to Electric Daisy Carnival only on Satherday!
by Funk Masta Fresh June 26, 2009
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Smother's Day

The annual celebration when we have to reluctantly acknowledge our attachment to the one who refuses to cut the umbilical cord.
Every year she dreaded the holiday which she dubbed 'Smother's Day', in light of her mother's constant adulation, doting and neediness.
by out back May 23, 2007
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smothered burrito

When a person is rolled tight in a blanket with their arms at their sides and they are unable to move, with only their head exposed. Once the person is rolled in the "burrito" they are then smothered with a large quantity of semen.
Dude, last night i put my girlfriend in a smothered burrito. I just rolled her up in the blanket and blew a fat load right on her face. it was awesome!
by koolegged September 6, 2013
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Tijuana Hood Smasher

The result of a drunken night in Mexico, A girl so ugly you are willing to jump out of a second story window onto a cars hood to get the fuck away from her.
Last night I had me a Tijuana Hood Smasher! Jesus titty fucking christ I think I broke my ankle!
by turdchaser March 18, 2008
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Slather My Beans

When you have liquid shit and wipe from the top of your crack to the bottom, thus wiping your shit onto the back of your scrotum.
Scott: I have to change real quick. I had too much taco bell earlier and it made me slather my beans
by HungrieBoi May 15, 2018
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Smithers

The gayest man alive. Will someday marry Mr Burns
Mr Burns: *jumps out of a cake, with nothing but a banner on* Happy Birthday, Mr. smithers!

Smither:*gayly* Mmmmmmmmmm
by Someone August 8, 2004
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