smartie pants

Someone who displays intelligents in an annoying way

Jimmy you are penultimate (loser).smartie pants

by Smartie pants November 17, 2013

smartikle

to be really smart and amazing and talkitive

alex is very smartikle at geography!

by alexandra01 December 16, 2007

spasticle

A combination of spastic and spectacle; when one lets a particular genre of music dictate the way they dress, especially when their dress sense is horribly mismatched already. The end result has them walking around in public making themselves look like a complete retard. Goths and Emo Kids are fine examples of spasticles.

I was walking around city centre today, and saw this guy with giant black platform shoes, black baggy pants with black bondage straps, black bomber jacket with bondage straps, chains hanging from his butt and piercings galore all over his face. What a spasticle!

by Druss December 12, 2008

dirty smartie

it is when a female or male unwraps a roll of smarties and sticks it up their butthole, and one by one pushes them out into their partners mouth. During this process, poo or fart may be released into the mouth.

Last night, i had a sweet tooth so my husband gave me a dirty smartie

by wannadirtysmartie? November 23, 2010

sharticle

Basically, Articles that are a bit on the poo side.

"Boy, The Sun contains some sharticles today!"

by Ryotech July 31, 2016

sharticle

An article that's generally pretty shit.

"Man, this Huffington Post link Grandma sent me really is a sharticle."

by snarglepuss the third July 31, 2016

Sharticle

The particles of shit from when you shart (reference shart)

After sharting, I used my bidet to rinse the sharticles off my ass hole.

by Jillibean710 July 11, 2020